Saturday, September 22, 2007

Southern Cross

Bringing a whole new world of meaning to the phrase Southern Culture on the Skids, FGBC presents the event of the season:


Mark it down on your calendar now, type it in to your Palm Pilot, tie a string around your finger, or whatever will ensure that will remember. This one is not to be missed.

Southernmost cross race of the season
Best course ever
Southern fried rock and roll on the hi-fi
Farmer sausage primes
Pregnant podium girls
Post-race bash at the curling club
And much, much more

The course will go something like this:


It all starts tomorrow morning at Woodhaven Park. Bring it on. Come out and race. Or if nothing else, bring a cowbell and come watch.

OTT: Elk River, Little Brother

3 comments:

halloewen said...

holy straight-aways batman. looks like there are some long speed sections. me thinks the course designer has some gears

The Dark Lord said...

You only need 18.

It's tighter than it looks. Trust me. But this map is to be taken as being somewhat on the rough side. Still, all the elements of the best course ever are there.

PaddyH said...

part of me hoped that the course went off the dock, the other part of me reminded the first part that it can't swim....too good....


...eitherway, I'll bring a big gear.