Sunday, September 12, 2010

Sweetest Jersey Order

It has come to the attention of the Office of Sartorial Standards that several members, old and new, of our club are want of FGBC duds. Well want no more, yo, the Office is now taking orders for all manner of lycra goodness emblazoned with the colours and marks that will properly identify your allegiance and, doubtless, endlessly improve performance.

Reply below with orders. If in doubt about what's on offer, check ca Jean-Guy: http://champ-sys.com/custom/cycling/?___store=default

FGBC-OSS out.

18 comments:

The Dark Lord said...

Awesome. We love you Tony H.

I would like a jacket. One of these: http://champ-sys.com/custom-thermoshield-winter-jacket.html

Size large please.

mhandsco said...

A fine choice, Sir. You will cut quite a dash this winter.

Consider it done.

For those of you not quite so quick on the draw, be forewarned that this order will be sent on Friday. Alert your comrades, search the depths of your pocket books, give your wardrobe the old once-over and come out swinging as we've a ten piece minimum.

The Dark Lord said...

Actually, I think the minimum is five for a re-order.

Are we still thinking about a $5 levy for the FGBC flyover project? I think that is a good idea.

mhandsco said...

As the good Dr. noted, we had discussed a possible levy to contribute towards a fly-over at the Altona race.

A molehill of an investment on your part would aid in the creation of a mountain of kick-ass for all to enjoy.

What say you good people?

Olli said...

Is a fly-over manitoban word for a bridge? Or are you going to hire a squadron of F-15's to do a fly over before the race during the O'Canada, The Star-Spangled Banner and Good Save the Queen? If latter, can I do the singing? ;)

Just kidding, but is the clothing order open for all or for just the oath sworn members of the brotherhood of the black nectar?

Adam said...

4 pieces please: Short sleeve jersey, full zip, one Large, one XL; Short sleeve summer jersey, Large, full zip; CS Tech Fleece Jacket, X-Large.
I am in favour of a levy. I am more in favour of a per-person levy than a per-piece levy, but whatever you decide is fine.

The Dark Lord said...

Not F-15s. Rather, a Hercules dropping off mid-ride refreshments during the spring ride. There was talk last year. It didn't happen. Maybe this year, but only if we call it a "project."

mhandsco said...

Hmm... The FGBC-OSS would like to open the floor on this non-members ordering the sweetest jersey issue.

Anonymous said...

I want this: http://champ-sys.com/custom-short-sleeve-jersey.html
Size: L.
Zipper: Half.
Sex Appeal: Full.

mhandsco said...

And you shall have it, Sir.

The Dark Lord said...

Any FGBC agenda items will considered on Tuesday night, post-ride.

mhandsco said...

Roger that. Stand by (or come over to the dark side) Olli.

The Dark Lord said...

Olli is not the problem. We are having a harder time figuring out what to do with all the RRR guys who are inquiring via email.

Brad the Impaler said...

Email is how we do things.

Brad the Impaler said...

BTW, there is still time for you guys to get in on our new jersey order. Just send me an email...

The Dark Lord said...

I want one, but will need to see an image first.

Adam said...

I've never understood the appeal of crossdressing... Do you wear the other team's jersey underneath your own, like with ladies underwear?

Brad the Impaler said...

Um, that's pretty much what I do with yours, yes.