Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Tuesday Night Ride report

The first burger ride is done. Daly Burger it was. Open til 10pm. Not enough time for the secretary to get there, unfortunately. But he still got to sample a burger. The Uptown claims it's the 3rd best burger in town. Still waiting for the collective FGBC wisdom to emerge. More chili than burger, it would seem, but tasty nonetheless. And a good bun, which is not to be overlooked. Playoff hockey on tv is definitely a nice touch.




Nick's Inn and Rae and Jerry's were put forward as future burger ride possibilities. Other suggestions welcome.

The ride itself got off to a slow start. First day of Kids of Mud, rough childcare transition, sewer issues in NK, and early burger joint closing times all conspired to delay the quality saddle time--post-burger ride to the clubhouse via Ass. park. Still, by the time I got home, I'd put in just a shade under 20kms. Not bad for a night of burgers, beers, and bullshit.



Always nice to arrive at the clubhouse. Crowbar was there again tonight, but didn't hit on us this time. The new patio was tested and the initial reaction is promising.



Not to be lost in all this is the fact that another lap of 'stache cross is in the books. Jonny G finished lap 11 sporting a new look.


OTT: The Dears, Summer of Protest

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

burger ride

The secretary wants research. Try the Winnipeg burger blog for more than you could ever possibly need, let alone want, to know. A few quick calls suggests that we might have limited options, however. But we can explore, knowing that there's always VJ's to fall back on.

Monday, April 16, 2007

Tuesday


The president was none too pleased last week when we passed by VJ's without stopping for anything to eat. Not that he made a big scene or anything, but his dissatisfaction was palpable. So this week we will make amends by doing a burger ride of sorts. Maybe he will even join us. Come prepared to defend the virtues of your favourite burger. Arguments will be heard as we ride for a while, before finally retiring to sample the winning entry. Apologies to the vegetarians and vegans among us. You're still welcome, but may want to bring a granola bar. Or you may make a case for a veggie burger. Stella's has one that's pretty good. Post-ride, post-burger meeting at the F&H, as usual.

OTT: Glossary, Breathe Life into Me

Sunday, April 15, 2007

don't be afraid of the dark

Didn't make it to the race today. But did manage to ride with Ian, Paddy, Naomi, and Tom to St Norbert before it was time to turn around and head back. I'm sure it was fun, in a wind-swept prarie, gravel dust in the face sort of way. Looks like Hal made the right choice on his team for the year. [correction: wrong choice (see below)] The thought of racing without the sweetest jersey in the world was no doubt too much to fathom. It'll make you go faster. Guaranteed. Can't wait to see what colours the president is sporting next Wednesday.

(shamelessly lifted from Cycling Dave)

For those who didn't make the nordic-cross windup last night, you should know that we celebrated the release of the much anticipated Thriller Chiller tape. You can take comfort in the fact that you all sounded very nice. Silky smooth voices, I think is how Laura put it. If you didn't know about the nordic-cross windup, we missed you. Just like we missed you at the races this winter.

OTT: Dylan, Visions of Johanna

race report

first race of the season went off today with a road race of a 11km gravel loop at la barriere park.

it was decided at the nordic cross windup that it would be a good idea to ride to the race and that we would meet at dr. mr.'s house at 8:15, ride until we found a good coffee shop, park there for a bit and then continue on to the race.

sunday morning i woke up at 6:00 with a headache (too much red wine from the night before). my schedule for the morning is to clean up from the previous night, get my race gear together (to which i haven't even given any thought yet), put together my bike, eat breakfast, and then make it to the meeting place by 8:15. after about .5 seconds of deliberation i decided that i would still ride out to the race, but that i would skip the group ride and make it there on my own; this would give me time to finish all of my chores plus make blueberry pancakes for breakfast, which i could have with the lovely laura (contrary to the rumors floating around later at the race venue this way not a naked blueberry pancake fest). at 8:40 dr. mr. called and wanted to know if i was still coming out; i said yes, but that i would get there on my own. by 9:30 i was on the road. i quickly discovered that 30km winds from the south were going to make for a long ride to race - and indeed they did.

upon arriving at the race i was faced with my first decision of the day when i was asked about which team i was riding for. skipping back to friday i was tossing this around in my mind for the past few weeks and i could not decide which team to ride for: fgbc or tinker creek? because it was getting down to the wire for getting my form faxed in, and because i could not think of which team i was going to ride for i left the box blank on the form thinking that i'll figure this out later. when i get home there is a message on the answering machine from jonny asking what team i am riding for: mucr or fgbc, and if i don't get back to him before 5:30 it will be team jonny - i did not get back to him before 5:30. so on sunday morning when they ask which team i was riding for i said team jonny (i may need to change this since i don't have a team jonny jersey - but apparently that can be fixed with $10 and a felt pen).

the race was more of a time trail than a road race for me; with not enough gear to keep up with a roadies (into the wind was okay - with the wind i could not keep up, maxing out at 47kmh with the gear heads doing mid 50's) i soon found myself in no-man's land by myself battling 30-50kmh head winds (that sucks). jonny b took of like a scared rabbit and stretched out the field pretty quickly. this strategy proved costly and he blowed himself up real good on the final lap. as far as i know i finished mid pack somewhere and was happy with how i held out.

following the race it was back to the city, but thankfully going with the wind. by the time i rolled into my yard it was successful 100k ride - sweet.

Saturday, April 14, 2007

bike auction . . .

. . . goes down next weekend. Pick up an old road bike like Jonny G did a few years back. Or go and watch people bid too much for shiny but crappy mountain bikes. See the story below, courtesy of the WFP:

EVERY year, Brad Mart helps find owners for hundreds of stolen, lost or abandoned bicycles. Some of the bikes get returned to owners who lost them to a thief. But most end up hanging by the back wheel from one of dozens of tall racks in the basement of the Community Services building, where they wait to be owned again.

As the city's bike recovery officer, Mart takes in up to 1,500 bikes a year. About 300 come from the police -- bikes that have been found and turned in to them, or seized as evidence with no known owner.

"Sometimes it's an upgrade, where somebody steals a newer bike and leaves the old one. Sometimes it's transportation to go steal a car," says Mart.

The rest, about 1,000, Mart picks up himself from back lanes and sidewalks and boulevards after responding to calls about abandoned bikes. "A lot of the job is going around throwing bikes in the back of a truck," he says.

He guesses that most of the bikes he picks up may have been stolen by someone as a quick way to get from one place to another.

"When it's hot and dry, we get lots; when it's cold and wet, we hardly get any," says Mart. Or they may be bikes no one wants.

"There's a pattern of junk bike pick-ups and garbage days around the city. Someone sees a bike in the trash and rides it a few blocks before abandoning it."

Mart runs a serial-number check for the bikes in his care against a Canadian Police Information Centre database listing numbers of stolen bikes from around the country. But only about 10 per cent of bikes in the database are found and returned their original owners. Most of the rest get hung up for the city's annual bike auction, which will be held this year on April 21 and 22.

"Some garbage bikes end up in the scrapyard, but all these bikes go every year," says Mart, gesturing to the holding racks that fill the vast basement.

Mart says buyers at last year's auction paid an average $70 per bike, with one custom-built mountain bike selling for $700.

"People at the sale said it would've cost well over $2,000 to build," says Mart. The vast majority of the bikes have a serial number when Mart gets them, but most bike owners don't record it.

And while a tiny purple child's bike with flower decals can be plausibly identified by its description alone, Mart only assures a bike's return to someone who knows the serial number.

The city has bike theft rings "to some extent," says Mart, pointing to a pile of BMX frames and parts that police sent over after a chop-shop bust.

Mart's boss, the city's chief licence inspector, says he hopes to move 650 of the 1,040 bikes currently on hand next Saturday, and the rest on Sunday. "Everything's got to go," says Bryan Verity. "At the end of the day on Sunday, it's a buyer's market. But remember, it's an auction. If you're the high bidder, you bought it."

If you do buy, keep the bill. Mart says it will list the serial number, make and colour of the bike. If he ever picks your bike up off the street, you can prove you own it by showing him the bill.

Mart says if someone steals your bike, you should first report it to police and then to him at 986-2473. If someone took your bike within the last year and you didn't report it but you have the serial number, give him a call now. Your bike might be up for sale.


Get in on the auction:

The auction has a new venue this year -- the Varsity View Sportsplex Arena, at 4230 Ridgewood Ave.

Associated Auto Auction, which is administering the sale, will post a list of bikes up for grabs on its website at www.associatedautoauction.com.

Public viewing is from 7 to 8:45 a.m. on Saturday and bidding starts at 9.

On Sunday, viewing runs from 10 to 11:45 a.m. and bidding starts at noon.

Bidders may register anytime during either day. There is no fee to participate in the auction, but you can't bid without registering.

OTT: Yo La Tengo, I Feel Like Going Home

Friday, April 13, 2007

Geez that's a long line of cars

So, if you followed the links in the previous post to the Vancouver Critical Mass picture used by Geez, you would learn that he's also the guy who makes the fine Long Line of Cars videos:

Thursday, April 12, 2007

six degrees of geez


Their logo is on the back of the sweetest cycling jersey in the world (technically speaking, this is called advertising) and they are linked to our website. There are subscribers among us, and some have even graced the pages of the magazine itself. They seem to like bikes. Sometimes they even ride with us, but pretty infrequently as of late. That's probably because they're too busy colonizing the interweb. Anyone else noticed the proliferation of geez references popping up on bike-related blogs in the past few weeks? For example, there's this one, from a dude in Chicago, who also happens to share Cycling Dave's love of haikus. And this one, out of Vancouver. The facts aren't always spot on (Aiden Enis? A small, socially conscious, publication out in Ontario?), but as the media hipsters at geez know, it's the air time that really counts. Or something like that.

OTT: Okkervil River, Red

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Tuesday Night Ride report

Too much fun on the ride last night to gather much photographic evidence. I did manage to get one picture, but even that is mostly of my melon. You can, however, see some semblance of the group of 10 or so that wound its way up and down downtown Winnipeg--literally. The parkades have been identified and assessed, and the race planning can move to the next stage. Look for some sort of parkade based race, probably an alleycat of sorts, in the next month or so.


Good times at the clubhouse. Large group, including several guests. Lots going on. Will leave the minutes, if there are any, to the secretary.

It does bear noting that for the third week in a row Halberto was missing from the ride. He could be heard mumbling something about Tuesday nights not fitting into his training plan. Upon further query, however, he also admitted his training plan consisted of a rather loosely defined schedule that is seemingly adjusted at whim. Morning rides become afternoon rides, Tuesday rides become Wednesday rides. Clearly something is amiss. We will get to the bottom of this, but it may take a while.

OTT: Ryan Adams, Come Pick Me Up

minutes, april 11

Delightful tour/raid of parkades. We must have hit about six of them... With around 11 riders, we were certainly a presence... Three first time riders came out. Excellent. Hopefully they didn't get the impression that we are too serious...

Jonny G was showing off his sweet new fixie. It was apparently destiny. Speaking of which...
Major props to Paddy! There isn't a person in Canada working harder to try and turn a bunch of middle-aged hosers into hip, fixed gear cyclists... it may not be working (the hip part), but he's stepped up to the plate big time. Support our new found (at least for some of us) habits by buying stuff at The Shoppe. I hope someone out there is paying full price to support the great deals that keep getting worked out there for FGBC'ers...

Post ride meeting was large... Alberto showed up without riding with the team again... since we've acquired a bit of a Klub whip in our server last night, (she invited a somewhat drunken visitor to our table to move on because we were "having a meeting), it may be time to turn that towards members who ride a lot, but not with their posse. If he wasn't riding his bike at all, and coming to meetings, that would be fine.

We will need to shore up the camping arrangements for the spring ride... the camping website, and one info gathering phone call from this secretary gleaned naught more than an extra bit of confusion. It would be nice if the Accommodations Director would step up.

Due to the larger numbers, it was a bit difficult to follow all that was going on... There was a good bit of discussion on racing and the current structure of MCA classes/categories at our end. Not all is well with the system is the general consensus. (Is anybody from the MCA listening? Or want to arm wrestle about it?) More categories, and movement in those categories over the season are necessary to close some of the ridiculous gaps in the Sport Class... It's one thing to know you suck, it's another to find your self 45minutes behind the leader in a two hour race. 'Nuff said for now...

The good news is that one of the new riders is named John (Jonny for short).

Monday, April 09, 2007

Tuesday


Same place, same time. Hopefully warmer than last week. This one involves a bit of a mission: scout potential race venues for the summer FGBC race series. We may not have mountains or even hills, for that matter, but that doesn't mean we can't climb.

The post-ride meeting has some agenda too, namely figure out what to do about lodging for the spring ride. The secretary has done some investigating and will present a brief report.

See you tomorrow night.

OTT: Stiff Little Fingers, Alternative User

Saturday, April 07, 2007

sweet doughnuts

man, if I had sweet riding gear like this, I'd do doughnuts like this too...

Friday, April 06, 2007

Flanders

They'll be flying when they hit this cobbled climb. And you can watch on cycling.tv Sunday morning. Nice preview over at Pez.

Found a picture of this handsome 'stache-crosser on my laptop. Either I was able to download it after all and didn't realize, or one of the kids figured it out. Looking good Jonny S. The shirt's a nice touch too.


Off to play in the basement. Time to turn the winter beater fixie into the summer supersonic fixie. Hoping that'll help change this crappy weather around. Rode out to Headingly and back this afternoon. Just got the feeling back in my toes a few hours ago.

OTT: Lucero, That Much Further West

Thursday, April 05, 2007

the easter bunny

the easter bunny came early this year. instead of hiding a chocolate jesus (scroll to second story)in my back yard, the bunny hid one of these in a local bike shop - sweet. crappy thing is - i work till 9:00 tonight so i don't get to "find it" until saturday.

part one of two bike changes this year.

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Dude, where's my mustache?

Close call. Jonny G very nearly groomed himself out of the race. It seems he got overly zealous with the whisker trimmers over the weekend and almost wound up 'stache-less. The judges consulted following the completion of lap 9 and have ruled that mustache-continuity has not been violated, so he's still racing.

The competition? Johnny S sent an update from Altona, but I can't open the attachement which contains the purported evidence. And then there's this guy:


Sweet but cold ride last night. Jonny N, Tenacious V, Juan Eppstein, Cycling Dave, Jonny G, and me. Hit the skatepark at the Forks for a bit, before taking off in pursuit of something a little less windy. Which turned out to be a six-level parkade in the Exchange featuring a corkscrew ascent against traffic. This will almost certainly be a race venue in the near future. But first we will have to preview a few more downtown parkades next Tuesday night.



Late night excitement at the clubhouse. Some drunken patron got angry and started hurling half-full glasses of beer at the server behind the bar. Turned out his aim was about as accurate as his speaking was articulate, so everyone's fine. You never quite know what you're going to get at the F&H. But the tunes were lovely, as we've come to expect. It always feels right to walk in to Bowie followed by Skynyrd.

The much anticipated arm-wrestling throwdown did not materialize, as Jonny B and the secretary both failed to appear. Clearly they're both frightened by each other.

Hal (no ride; dinner) almost got run over by a bus full of women's world championship hockey players.

The spring ride is just over five weeks away.

OTT: Rufus Wainwright, Hallelujah

Monday, April 02, 2007

tuesday night


The fever has subsided, the aches are gone, and the domestic duties have been taken care of, so I'm all clear for a ride tomorrow. Same place, same time.

Lap 9 of 'stache-cross is being presented by the honorary captain's former teammate, Patrick McCarty:


OTT: Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Zephyr Song

foolz cross report

This fool was sick yesterday. Not much to report. Hopefully someone else has more to say about the race.

Saturday, March 31, 2007

foolz cross


The river is rising and it's supposed to snow, but in case there's any wondering--the race is on. Kind of appropriate, actually, since we've been racing in snow and otherwise shitty weather since December. More info from the head fool.

OTT: Lucinda Williams, Joy

Friday, March 30, 2007

sigh....

this man's picture is appearing on numerous bike related blogs. why you may ask; well, seems like mr ford is one of toronto's more forward thinking city councillors as evident by this quote: "I can't support bike lanes. Roads are built for buses, cars, and trucks. My heart bleeds when someone gets killed, but it's their own fault at the end of the day." In case you would like to share your opinion with mr. ford regarding his progressive, energy saving, congestion freeing, non-polluting logic you can reach him at: councillor_ford@toronto.ca - keep it civil, name calling and vitirol never really works any ways.


Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Tom is an egg

Paddy, his voice ringing with glee, reports that the poosher has cracked. Again! 'Stache-cross casualties are littered all over the course. Along with Jonny B, Tom now has to be regarded as a mysterious double-corpse.

fresh fixie fun... or, minutes for march 27

First post hockey, klub ride of the season. "Super sweet," says sanguine secretary.

I swung by The Shoppe around 16:00 thinking there might be a bit of work to do to get the new fixie going... but, P-diddy rolls out this sweet blue machine with new blue bar tape and everything. (Check out the bottom picture on this post... it's the beautiful blue... do try and avoid the disturbing pic in the middle.)

Maybe it would be good to back up a bit... Fixie say you? Well, you've seen the pictures in a previous post of the start of things, but that Friday ended with P saying, "Well, SS or Fixie?" Despite a few verbalizations in the past week or two about the idea, it hadn't really seemed like fixie would be the way... but, in that moment of decision... I have to admit I saw the face of Cycling Dave flash before me... One evening last fall, he sat at the clubhouse, post ride, turned to me, and started sharing about the virtues of fixed (being himself a newbie to "the way")... I need to admit to you, the reader that, considering I didn't really know him at all, my response was less than generous... I thankfully don't remember what I said... I could at least have said something like, "That's nice Dave"... but I think it was more disparaging... you know, those of you who still need gears, how tiring it can be to hear about all this stuff... I blew him off... not without noticing the look of massive disappointment...
Anyway, back to the moment of decision... The Dr, (who, while highly knowledgeable about many things, did not know all the options regarding drive train) had thought that fixed would be somewhat more expensive than ss... P suggests that fixed would likely be cheaper or the same... so cheaper, plus Dave's face did it... It is what is known in the parlance of the scene, as a suicide fixie. ie. loctite is the glue (so to speak) which is binding the whole business into it's fixed state.

Well, those who rave about fixed are right in doing so... it is something worth raving about... and yet, I'm not sure how to put words to the uniqueness, so I will almost reserve comment and let you know that, "It's beyond words." (I am loath to leave a paragraph hanging with a cliche of this magnitude, but so it must be for now.)

The ride took us from Dr. H's (who, incidentally did not ride do to a domestic issue), to The Shoppe, where that concerning picture of Tom was taken, to a search for post-ride peanuts, which turned out to be more difficult than expected, to Garbage Hill and finally to the Klubhouse. At various points, Paddy, Cycling Dave, Tom, Ian, Jonny G and I were pedaling.

A few highlights: Track-standing outside the shoppe, waiting for Tom, one dedicated rider was pushing the limits and went down (although he claims the ground came up)... just as a fatty SUV comes along with a bunch of punks... we could hear them laughing from inside...
Snowball fight crossing the field by Garbage Hill.
Another rider was just into a one handed catwalk at the base of Garbage Hill when his momentum overcame him and he went over backwards with a beauty crash.

The gathering at the Klubhouse saw the Dr, the president and Alberto join in... it would have been a good night for pen and paper, as there were many quotable exclamations... I either can't remember, or can't repeat them... There was a good deal of talk around presidency... some failed, some endured, some desired... OK, Tom was campaigning... but his major plank was membership fees (to bring needed resources to the people...) so his rhetorical clamouring was eventually tuned out.

All in all, a great start to the spring season. I am looking forward to commuting like never before... I am fixed.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Monday, March 26, 2007

in case of emergency


I discovered this razor stuck to my office door when I got in to work last Monday. Not exactly sure how it got there. A student? A colleague? Perhaps a fellow 'stache-cross competitor. Either way, an asshole of one stripe or another. And I leave it up as a gesture of defiance. But I take comfort in the fact that it is there. If (or is it when?) the subtle adversity associated with this particular endurance race proves too much bear, it is nice to know that the technology required to ease the suffering is close at hand. I must admit, it also give me a certain amount of satisfaction to know that my new mustachioed look has not gone entirely unnoticed. Then again, it has been almost 8 weeks.

Lap 8 officially concludes tommorow night at the F&H. At this point I'm planning on the razor still being stuck to my door. But we're getting to the point in the race where it's hard to predict how the body will react.

Before lap 8 comes to and end, however, the first real FGBC Tuesday night ride of the season must happen. Meet at my place at 9pm. Hopefully the secretary's new wheels make their inaugural appearance.

OTT: The Greenhornes, Too Much Sorrow

Saturday, March 24, 2007

recycling

The secretary's getting ready for spring training. It won't be done in time for BHP tomorrow, but hopefully it'll be ready for a debut appearance on Tuesday night.


Everything was going smoothly, until . . .


a recalcitrant bottom bracket cup ground things to a halt
and the heat had to be brung


the secretary managed to hammer it out,
just in time for a delightful lunch of falafel and yam fries at Ami's

I'm planning to head out to BHP for some road laps tomorrow afternoon. Sounds like Jonny G and Jonny B will be there too. Probably won't get there before 1:30. Others welcome.

OTT: Wilco, Box Full of Letters

Friday, March 23, 2007

ain't no jibba-jabba

One final opportunity to get in on the nordic-cross action.


More info from the boss.

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

friday morning singie-speed

so, all are welcome at Sanctoral Cycle (CMU Bike Co-op) on Friday morning at 10:30. dr. h and I will begin work on the new (old) singie-speed... with discussion of a few fgbc'ers coming out to heckle, I thought I should open it up to the whole crowd... there is a very bad couch for the gallery.

all going well, we'll run into some snag and have to run over to the Shoppe for parts/moral support.
Speaking of which, that picture on the homepage has to go you guys... unless there's a backstory to it... any number of nordic-cross shots would motivate the masses to a cool new ride before this...

Training Rides

Sometimes it is nice to go out and train on your own, but most of the time it is better to ride with others – so, one of the things discussed during last weekend’s loop-fest at BHP was regular training rides throughout the spring and summer. The idea is to schedule three different rides a week with regular days and start times; then see who wants to come along for the ride. If enough people know we may get a semi-regular group of people who want to train. The hard part is finding the convenient days and times to accommodate most people. Past experience shows that early mornings are best – here is what I am planning:

April (2 rides a week switching to 3 if the weather cooperates and things dry up nicely)
Thusday mornings, 7:00 AM, Garbage Hill – Intervals up the road (short and painful)
Sunday afternoons, 1:00 PM, Birds Hill Park loop-fest

May – July (3 rides a week)
Tuesday mornings, 6:00 AM, Garbage Hill – Loops
Thursday mornings, 6:00 AM, Location to be determined – Intervals
Saturday mornings 6:00 AM, Wolesely to BHP, laps on Bur Oak, return. (5-6hrs)

August – October (3 rides a week)
TBD – will involve switching from mountain bike to cross-related rides.

There will be plenty of days missed due to trips, races, and other events; but this is what I am planning. Anyone else got ideas in the hopper?

burger quest

some of the discussion at last night's meeting revolved around whether vj's burger was good or not - maybe we should plan the next few rides around trying different burgers. the idea is each tuesday night someone puts forth their choice for favourite burger, we ride to the stand/restaurant, sample the burger, then retire to the fnh to discuss the nuances of that burger. the ride for the evening could be just to that burger joint or part of a larger ride.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007


Good thing he's not racing, or he'd have lapped us all several times by now. Battle stories from the lowly ranks of sport class 'stache-crossers (or is it Kids of Mud?) can be heard tonight at the conclusion of lap 7.

Last night of Hummelt hockey. I think I'll give it a go. After tonight, though, the 2007 FGBC Tuesday night ride season begins.

OTT: Robert Earl Keen, It's the Little Things

Sunday, March 18, 2007

spring? training

Hal, Jonny B, and myself got out for a few laps at BHP this afternoon. Sounds like Dave L was out earlier. The wind and rain were tolerable, but the ice pellets, snow, and (worst of all) slush that followed proved a little less than desirable. I guess that's what happens when you start spring training in winter. But it beats the hell out of rollers in the basement any day. First time on the road machine since last fall. Shifting and freewheeling felt a bit strange after 4 months on the winter fixie. But both of those features were much appreciated by my tendons. Hal discovered that his new gore-tex socks are, in fact, water proof, as advertised. He also discovered that it's better to put your pants over your socks than to tuck them inside. Poured about a cup of ice-cold water out of each sock post-ride.

experienced some wind-resistance from my uber-thick mustache; but I figure it's good for training


another installment in an an ongoing series of photos featuring Hal's feet (see, e.g., mUcr)

The final Hummelt hockey game of the season is this Tuesday, so look for FGBC spring training efforts to begin in earnest soon.

OTT: Richard Buckner, The Worst Way

Saturday, March 17, 2007

spring training

where: BHP
when: Sunday, 1pm or so
who: all the cool cats
what: road laps, clockwise
why: because it's time

OTT: Paul Westerberg, Love Untold

Friday, March 16, 2007

another friday fun file

these guy just might be the offical band of 'stache cross - white cowbell oklahoma. the names says it all. (thanks ian, the link takes you to concert footage in amsterdam. the band, as ian describes them: ...featuring 9 guitarists, 2 drummers and “southern filth”)

i am going to go out and buy a bmx bike, practice my brains out, kill myself learning to ride like steven hamiltion, eventually give up and just be satisfied watching steve ride

PARKING



discussions have begun with the "club house"

there are many options to be considered.

thoughts??

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

lap 6

This is getting serious:


I've still got bad haikus spreading like viruses through my veins. Here's what came together on the ride home this evening:

Bike Club President
Torn between two loyalties
Which will he elect?

This has got me all messed up.

OTT: The White Stripes, Ball and Biscuit

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

more cow bell

in keeping with all things cross....

madness

Of the March variety. The annual FGBC and friends NCAA Tournament pool will take place once again. Fill out a bracket and pony up $5 to enter. Top three get a share of the cash: 60%, 30%, 10%. Same scoring system as usual: 1 pt for correct 1st round picks, 2 for 2nd, 3 for 3rd, etc. But 7 points for correctly picking the overall winner. Be warned: The Devils are hungry.

'Stache-cross continues. Will it ever end? Lap 6 will be completed tonight. Almost need a scorecard to keep track of who's in and who's out at this point. Some seem to have sorted out various difficulties and resumed racing after sitting in the pit area for a few laps. Speaking of 'stache-cross, it appears that the honorary captain is confused. The mustache looks good, but the chin whiskers have got to go.

Tomek says he'll be there tonight to take orders for the eagerly anticipated line of nordic-cross wear. Sounds like it's long-sleeve shirts at this point, not wool jerseys. But I'm sure it will somehow manage to communicate both punk and operatic stlyistic sensibilities, as was the original plan.

Pre-meeting ride tonight. Departs from my house at 9pm. Maybe some laps in the Ass. park. Will be a very light ride on my part, at least. Getting close, but not quite there yet.

OTT: Arc Lab, The Several Song

Sunday, March 11, 2007

haiku-cross

bikes and poetry
look out, here comes a snowball
tasty hummus, Dave

Originally billed as fixie's revenge, it was more like a fat tire feast in the end. Soft snow and skinny tires proved to be a rather poor combination. Fat tires finished 1-2, I believe. Almost as many fans as racers this time around. A veritable gimp-fest under the bridge. Good times, as expected. The nordic-cross season is almost done. One more to go. Still possible to join the revolution.


Nice.


Hal kicked ass. Again. Can he do it in summer too?


Blinded by the flash, Tom ran into a tree right after this. Kind of appropriate, since his haiku theme, submitted earlier, was "tree eats cyclist."


Jonny N, haiku master.



Look for additional race reports and photos here and here and here.

OTT: Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Maps

be there

immoderation
24 hours of ass?
no, it's haiku-cross

haiku-cross tonight
mr. dr. will be there
watching not racing

tomek is confused
7-5-7 is wrong
it's 5-7-5

(for shona)
memory stick? sure
don't know how to work it though
technology's hard

Paris-Nice is on
cycling dot tv is cool
David Millar rocks

fixie foot still f'd
mustache coming in nicely
see you all tonight

OTT: The Gourds, Best of Me

Thursday, March 08, 2007

reminder


Sunday, 8pm. Dave L's pad.

OTT: Whiskeytown, Everything I do

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

lap 5

The secretary neglected to mention the current status of 'stache-cross. And I forgot to bring a camera once again. But lap 5 was completed. Early jitters have subsided, the pretenders are long gone, and the contenders are settling in for a long ride ahead. In case anyone missed it, Jonny B has DNF'd. Again. That makes two DNF's in one race. We'll give you three strikes, young Jonny.

Among those who were present last night, the mustachioed included Mr. Dr., Jonny G, Jonny N, the secretary ('stache plus accoutrements).

Johnny S was looking good over the weekend and we'll count Steve H in as well.

OTT: Lucero, That Much Further West

minutes, march 6, 2007

present: jonnyg, jonnyn, tenacious v, president, dunger, mr. dr., alberto, luke, secretary

No real news to report... other than a nice recap of the altona-cross... and some discussion on the dr's leg issues... by and large it was light banter.

oh, i forgot, i passed a small down-payment to the dr to hold a beat up old norco for singiespeeding delight... i guess that's sort of news.

Read the details on Haiku Cross here at cycling dave's site. the nordi-cross season goes on... i'm still looking forward to the wool tour shirts from Tom.

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Monday, March 05, 2007

Tour of Altona: the photos

stage 1


shovel-cross


rock and roll


cage match


runners up


2007 Tour of Altona winners


the legend

OTT: The Good, The Bad and the Queen, Kingdom of Doom

Steve says . . .

Heard you guys are having a stash-growing contest. here is my application.
steve


That's beautiful.

On the other hand, race radio reports that Ian has DNF'd. Sounds like it may have happened just after the Thriller Chiller lap. I will spare you the details. Rest assured, they are unpalatable. Who's left? Show up at the F&H tomorrow night and find out. Will try to remember the camera this time.

OTT: The Vines, Get Free

Sunday, March 04, 2007

Tour of Altona report

Bracketing out the matter of the basketball game, the 2nd annual Tour of Altona was a whopping success. So good, in fact, that we are staying in town an extra night. Roads are crappy, but it's mostly about wanting the good Altona vibe to linger on a little longer.

14 racers took part, including several first-timers. The course was sweet, incorporating the Altona Mountain, frozen pond crossings, and a cross-style over/under section. mucrs take note: this would be an ideal location for an out of town cyclo-cross race. Good times all around. The mayor of Altona made a brief appearance and was clearly impressed, asking whether this could be advertised as a larger public event next year. We'll have to see about that.

The race consisted of 5 stages, only two of which counted toward the GC--the race and knockdown. The other 3--hockey watching, beers, and bullshit; dogfest; and the bball game--ought to be deemed experimental, I suppose. Look for these to be worked into the actual race next year, pending evaluation. Additional stages have been suggested for as well, including a hill climb, a snow plow competition, and much, much more.

Johnny S passed along the official numbers. The Duke was busy capturing video footage. So much, in fact, that there is some concern that it may not be available before the 2008 edition. But the tentative title is A Summer Breeze. Maybe we will see a trailer soon. Or at least a couple bits of raw footage. But the Duke is an auteur, so it may take some time. Paul B is working on the soundtrack. Photo documentation of the race is forthcoming.

Altona cross (open to all denominations):

Race:

1) Mr.Dr./Johnny S - 12 laps (14 points)
2) David S/Jonny G - 12 laps (12)
3) Haiku Jeff/Brenda - 11 laps (10)
4) Simon/Steve - 11 laps (8)
5) Cheryl/Curt - 10 laps (6)
6) Paul/Johnny N - 10 laps (4)
7) Rachel/Chris F - 10 laps (2)

Cage match knockdown: 1st 5 points, 2nd 3 points, 3rd 1 point, 6 rounds

1) Paul B. - 13 points (king of the knockdown)
2) Haiku Jeff - 10
3) David S - 8.5
4) Brenda - 6
5) Johhny S - 5 (new rule: can't switch bikes)
6) Simon - 3
6) Curt - 3
8) Franz - 1
9) Steve - .5

General Classification:

1) Haiku Jeff/Brenda - 26
2) David S/Jonny G - 20.5
3) Mr.Dr./Johnny S - 19
4) Paul B/Jonny N - 17
5) Simon/Steve - 11.5
6) Cheryl/Curt - 9
7) Chris F/Rachel - 3

Saturday, March 03, 2007

cobbles baby!

Het Volk is live on cycling.tv right now. 10 km to go. Boonen has just attacked. O'Grady is trying to bridge up. Super sweet! Kuurrne-Brussels-Kuurrne will be on tomorrow morning.

Tour of Altona begins soon. Stage 1 at Jonny S's tonight? And high noon at the park tomorrow.

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Race update

Look what showed up in the mailbox of the 24HofA HQ on Monday. Don't know where it came from. Maybe the messenger dudes from across the street. Maybe someone else. Either way, it looks like it may be worth checking out.


The Tour of Altona is just around the corner. Sounds like there's a possibility of a 5th stage being added--namely a social gathering on Saturday night. Maybe at Jonny S's place. Stay tuned. The race roster is taking shape too. Looks like the Altona crew will be out in full force.

Jonny S.
David S.
Haiku Jeff
Brenda
Paul B.
Paul K.
Curt (dude from last year)
Curt (friend of Curt)

Maybe:
Margarite K (and maybe their two girls)
Dave U. (not the coach of the FGBC)
the Duke
Cindy
Cheryl

From Wpg, it looks like the following will be participating:

Jonny G
Mrs. Dr.
Jonny N (maybe)
Alberto (maybe)
Juan Eppstein (maybe)

That's it? Can't we do any better than that? Low turnout at the F&H last night, so some have not spoken up. If you are planning to come, please drop a comment. El Presidente needs to know how many rink dogs to have ready.

Mr. Dr. will not be racing. Fixie foot still F'd. I will be throwing snowballs and ringing cowbells instead.

OTT: The Replacements, I'll Be You

Monday, February 26, 2007

FGBC goes to the movies

Good times watching DVDs on the IMAX screen tonight. Just me, Hal, Jonny G, and Dave L.

I'll give the movies two thumbs up. But there were two of them, so it's really only one thumb each. Don't run out and buy them. A few good scenes, but mostly glorified stalking. In any case, 1.5 of those thumbs are reserved for the scene with the honorary captain and his mustache at Paris-Roubaix. The mustache is making a come back is what he said. So true. Jonny B is making a little comeback of his own, sporting some sweet two-week growth. Must have been inspired by all the sexy, mustachioed dudes at 24HofA a few weeks back. Lap 4 goes down tomorrow. One month of 'stache-cross in the books.

No hockey for me tomorrow, maybe for good. A light ride is a possibility. Will wait and see how the leg feels and what the doc says about it all.

OTT: Iggy Pop, I Got Nothing

Sunday, February 25, 2007

double-header baby

Jonny B says they're showing both of them. That clinches it as far as I'm concerned. Hal and I are going and we're riding our bikes. Depart from the 24HofA HQ at 6:45 pm, or thereabouts. Not sure if this qualifies as a "cultural happening," but I suspect it would it pass muster as an FGBC event. Don't forget to bring your mustache.

OTT: The Clash, (White Man) in Hammersmith Palais

Saturday, February 24, 2007

Tour of Altona

There used to be stage race called the Tour de 'Toona in and around Altoona, PA. Maybe it's still going on. But if it is, it's claim to be "America's Premier Stage Race" has been seriously challenged recently by the likes of the Tours of CA and GA.

In any case, this is not that. It's way more exciting. The Altona crew always puts on a good event. It would be wise not to miss this one.


Also, note that the first (tentative?) version of the race caledar is up. Of the 5 mtb cup races, I think the only one I can make is # 5 in Sept. Bummer. Looks like the focus will have to be on Wednesdays. There's always throwdowns.

OTT: PJ Harvey, Big Exit

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Cobbles Baby!

Woodcock is doing their annual movie thing on Monday: The Tour Baby! I'm sure it will be interesting enough, but I'd almost rather see the more recent one, Cobbles Baby!, a look at Paris-Roubaix. Check out the trailer which, among other things, contains definitive evidence that our honorary captain is a 'stache cross kind of guy.


Had my leg looked at today. The doc says it's tenosynovitus. Caused by "repetitive physical activity." Yeah, there may have been some of that recently. Maybe cyclingdave was right after all. What was that new motto you came up with for the FGBC, Dave? In any case, anti-inflammatories, ice, and some rest, and hopefully it's all systems go for next Sunday in Altona.

OTT: Matthew Ryan, Trouble Doll

Club Affiliation Form . . .

. . . has been submitted. You are now free to run out and get your race licenses for the year and, more importantly, list FGBC as your club. Apparently the president is waffling on this one. I'm sure he will make the right decision in the end.

The T of Cali is going on right now, so our honorary captain has been busy--not racing, but working the media. Lots of new info coming out as of late, not to mention plenty of speculation. Check out the latest theory about the positive test. Strikes me as a tad hyperbolic, but I.m still going to run out and buy the book this June.

OTT: The Great Unknowns, Something to Do

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

presidential update

As some of you may (or may not know) I was recently asked to consider a panel interview for a different position at work.

I would like to share with "the bunch of dorks in cool jerseys" that I was infact succesful.

I am the new CLINICAL RESOURCES NURSE/ASSISTANT HEAD for the St. Boniface General Hospital EMERGENCY Department.

New challenges and greater responsibilties ahead.

This might require an intervention ride or two down the rode

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