Tuesday, January 16, 2007
ride tonight
marketing messenger-ness
Consumed: Biker Chic
By ROB WALKER
Published: January 14, 2007
Timbuk2
To be a bike messenger, a former member of that profession explains in the documentary “Pedal,” is to be part of a “whole different culture.” The messenger feels free, envied and looked down on all at once. “Bike messengers fall into the realm of outlaw,” he explains. It’s not clear exactly when people delivering things by way of a bike came to be thought of as a “culture,” but in recent years it has become clear that this image is widespread and probably marketable.
For instance, Advertising Age recently included a messenger-bag company called Timbuk2 in its “Marketing 50” list of up-and-coming brands. With sales to messengers “in the bag,” the magazine observed, Timbuk2 has lately “expanded into an urban-lifestyle brand,” with about $20 million in sales a year and growing quickly. The company’s roots go back to 1989, when a San Francisco bike messenger named Rob Honeycutt started making bags and selling them through local bike shops. When this started to look like a real business, he changed the original name — Scumbags — got some financial backing and opened a manufacturing facility in the Mission District. The brand sold made-to-order bags via the Internet and had a solid cult following by the time Honeycutt sold his stake to new investors and left in 2002.
Soon Timbuk2 started to have success with a more diversified product line. The brand now sells backpacks, laptop bags, duffel bags, tote bags, yoga bags and even wallets. Macy Allatt, director of marketing for the company, says that “urban living” is the common thread. While it is unlikely that bag purchases by actual bike messengers make up more than a sliver of Timbuk2 sales these days, they’re still “the reason this company has been successful,” she says. Presumably that’s both because a bag with messenger-ness in its DNA is bound to be ruggedly functional and because of courier culture’s harder-to-define outlaw chic.
Timbuk2 didn’t conjure this chic: the brand is one of many to notice that messengering seems connected to a more vague, but popular, notion of “urban” cycling, which carries a whiff of progressive politics, creativity and preference for the outdoors, even a paved cityscape, to one of the Man’s cubicles. And of course messengers really do care about their bags: ReLoad, Eric Zo and other small brands have devoted followings. But while, for example, messengers have organized competitions and races for years, it is only recently that these events have started attracting major sponsors like Puma. Meanwhile, the light “fixed gear,” or track bikes (which don’t have brakes), that some messengers use have attracted interest from increasing numbers of people who five years ago might have been drawn to skateboards. The makers of a new DVD called “Mash SF” — full of streety stunts (and painful-looking crashes) in the manner of a skate video but with bikes — were recently recruited to contribute to the influential Japanese style Web site Honeyee.com.
This messenger-inspired aesthetic is what Timbuk2 has addressed with its newer products (one bag is called the Blogger) and by expanding distribution to places like college bookstores. “We’re still very much committed to the cycling community,” Allatt says, noting that the brand sponsors messenger races as well as events like the Bicycle Film Festival and has produced a limited-edition artist series. And while many of the new products are made in China, the messenger bags are still made in San Francisco; the company has also introduced “sustainable” bags made of hemp. “We wouldn’t want to alienate where we came from,” Allatt says.
That’s always the trick: as is so often the case, the more popular the image of the messenger as outlaw icon gets, the more quickly the reality behind it recedes. One interesting thing about the documentary “Pedal” — completed in 2001 but recently rereleased with a companion book of photographs — is that it goes well beyond the popular cliché of the messenger as a tattooed, vegan, indie-rocking young man or woman who has made a lifestyle choice to avoid working in a cubicle. “It’s a nonunionized blue-collar job,” and many couriers are working-class dads with few other options, says Peter Sutherland, the director and photographer. “In New York, a lot of times it’s one step up from rock bottom.” That’s a little different from, say, a leisure activity like skateboarding. But we’ll take our fresh outlaw role models where we can find them, even if we find them risking life and limb to deliver packages for the Man.
Monday, January 15, 2007
start times
The start times were, of course, determined by one's mental acuity in dealing with a set of all-too-cryptic clues. Ian walked away with this one, and earned a 50 second head-start on the next to go. This turned out not to be quite enough in the end. It's still not entirely clear what all of the correct answers are. But in the interest of full-disclosure, here are my answers, which, for the record, I still stand by, even though they've been deemed less than entirely adeuquate.
1. Can you see the Lite in Winnipeg? Tell me what it is. The right answer earns you points towards your start and placement.
Local Investment Toward Employment. A local charity.
2. Earn start and placement points by bringing items for Winnipeg Harvest. Do you understand the Lite to earn extra points?
Items will be brought, don't worry. Does Lite mean the same thing in this case? I.e., are you referring more specifically to their food hamper program. As far as I'm aware, this is not officially connected with Winnipeg Harvest. Or perhaps you are suggesting--as LITE does--that the items should be purchased from Neechi foods. If so, that's an unreasonable request and I refuse to do so in principle. It's like Wal-Mart starting what sounds like a well-meaning charity and yet demanding that they will only accept donations purchased at one of their stores. That's bullshit, pure and simple. Or are you asking that we bring less fattening foods? That I am willing to do.
3. Popcorn and dark rooms - name three “physicians” that made appearances in the city this last year? These "doctors" presented ideas and answers to questions about issues you and others are concerned about. (I never said this would be easy). The right answer earns you points.
movies with a moral conscience?
An Inconvenient Truth - the doctor is Al Gore
Fast Food Nation - Eric Schlosser?
Blood Diamond - the doctor is Charles Leavitt (author of the book), or is it Maddy Bowen/Jennifer Connelly, the chief moral protagonist?
4. Earn start and placement points by “visiting” at least one of these “physicians.”
Not going to happen. I've got more important things to do. But I watched Fight Club with one of my classes this week, and I'm sure it beats the hell out of any of those movies, morally speaking. These "doctors" are too unambiguous to be ethically interesting.
5. Have you eaten a meal within “a century?” Tell me what this means to earn points.
I suspect I very well may have, given all the home-cooked meals prepared by my farmer grandparents over the years. Or perhaps the meal I once ate in with real live Bedouins in the mountains near Jerusalem. They don't really get around that much on a day-to-day basis. Of course this experience suggests that the century meal is not all it's cracked up to be, as it left at least one member of our party with hepatitis. In any case, I assume you're talking about a meal in which all the food comes from within 100 miles.
6. Earn start and placement points if you do #5 during this week – you will need to answer several skill-testing questions to earn these points.
What consitutes a meal? What if I eat a huge, plain, unseasoned omelette made of farmer Geoff's eggs for breakfast? I don't see anything that suggest there needs to be multiple courses, let alone ingredients.
See also the race reports from Dave L and Jonny B.
OTT: Smashing Pumkins, Here is No Why
conscience cross results
tom
hal
chris
dave l
ian
graham
shona, vic, scott ???
jon (definately last)
prize winners: tom, a bottle of red wine; ian 1/2 a loaf of lemon pound cake for getting all the answers and completing all of the tasks; graham, a ritter chocolate bar for getting the coldest feet (cycling shoes with a wool socks over top and wrapped in packing tape - this had disaster written all over right from the start); and a loaf of bread to jon for running the entire race with his bike because his freewheel froze open.
up next, nordic cross #3
Sunday, January 14, 2007
conscience cross
So Winnipeg Harvest now has a bit more food to dole out. And our consciences are clear for now, even if only for not giving in to the cold. As for those of you who decided to stay home--you know who you are--may your winter linger on like a Kevin Costner movie.
Special thanks to Scott and Deanna for supplying a warm pre- and post-race gathering place, not to mention food, drinks, and a coffee roasting demonstration.
Hal has the results, and will no doubt post them soon.
OTT: Dead Kennedys, Holiday in Cambodia
Friday, January 12, 2007
nordic cross - new meeting place
Conscience Cross, the next nordic cross will go as planned. Because it will be cold I am arranging that we will meet indoors prior to the race. You freewheel people might want to test your bikes prior to the race to see if they freeze open; I had problems this morning but the temps were a little bit on the ridiculous side – it should not be that cold. It will be a short race and there will be prizes.
Now for the clues:
Theme: If you are not in the Lite you are out in the cold.
1. Can you see the LITE in Winnipeg? Tell me what it is. Google tells all. The right answer
earns you points towards your start and placement.
2. Earn start and placement points by bringing items for Winnipeg Harvest.
Do you understand the Lite to earn extra points? Break the chain by not going to one of these.
3. Popcorn and dark rooms - name three “physicians” that made appearances in the city this last year? These "DOCtorS" presented ideas and answers to questions about issues you and others are concerned about, some may even say their truth was a little inconvenient. (I never said this would be easy). The right answer earns you points
4. Earn start and placement points by "visiting" at least one of these
"physicians." Your only option may be to rent.
5. Have you eaten a meal within "a century?" Numbers not time. Tell me what this means to earn
points.
6. Earn start and placement points if you do #5 during this week - you will
need to answer several skill-testing questions to earn these points.
When: Sunday, January 14th.
Time: 8:00 PM
Place: 528 Raglan Road (one of the four houses on the west side of the street, with the yellow front porch - Scott & Deanna's place).
Thursday, January 11, 2007
top ten rides of 2006
The last installment of a series of 2006 top-10 retrospectives.
I realize, of course, that these views are subject to debate and potentially vigorous disagreement. There have been rumblings of dissatisfaction with aspects of the other lists. And so it seems appropriate to note that the opinions expressed here and in the previous 2 lists do not necessarily represent the official views of the FGBC. If you feel the need to register your dissatisfaction with the judgments reflected below, click here.
Too many good rides to choose from, really. But these were the best of the best.
10) Hotter than Hell ride. July 30. Morden lake trail. Short, but less than entirely sweet on account of it being the hottest day of the year. Post-ride beverages and bike films at Jonny S's place. And a discussion about whether we might be able to pull off a winter trip to Moab.
9) Race against darkness. June 23. Epinette Creek trail. Just me and Jonny G. Almost the longest day of the year, but not quite long enough. 30 light-less minutes in the dark to finish it up. And then a battle-royale with the racoons at the campsite.
8) Nick's Inn ride. August 1. Token road ride. Only a few hours after the 7th best ride of the year. Pigeon Lake and back, with a breakfast pit-stop.
7) Extra pickles, hold the e coli please. July 31. Post-ultimate ride to VJ's. A summer tradition.
6) The inaugural foot-down competition. Sept. 2. Ingolf. Jonny S kicks ass. Unger conquers the unconquerable climb--in front of a crowd of speechless Gord's guys.
5) The unveiling. Oct. 28. Trans-Canada trail, south. The official riding debut of the new FGBC jersey, not to mention Juan Eppstein's long anticipated new wheels.
4) Penner's Intervention. Dec. 9. Ass. Forest. It takes more than a toothless cog to hold a good man down.
3) Morden, Tinker Creek, Trans-Canada trail. June 18. Hal and myself, accompanied by Paddy, Tomek, Steve, and Cam. Cam broke his thumb about a kilometre in, the earth opened up and swallowed Paddy, then burped and spit him up so he could keep going, and the skies opened up with a viscious downpour to end it all off. It didn't rain frogs, but it was epic nonetheless.
2) Moab. Dec. 28-30. Three days of pure riding bliss. Does it get much better than this? Barely.
1) The 2006 Spring Ride. June 9-11. Ingolf, Falcon Lake, and various points in between. A mammoth 3-day excursion, really. More like a festival, complete with slow race, bunny hop and skid competitions. Easily the best spring ride so far. 17 brave soldiers. The best accomodations ever. Reaping the rewards of "the book" (i.e., F&H buy-back plan). Scotch club. And on and on. Any ride that gets a movie made to commemorate it has to be #1.
OTT: The Pixies, Where is My Mind?
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
Well attended gathering.
Unfortunately there was no "preride". (there was an anarchist cyclocross meeting which pre-empted said ride) maybe next week.
The garthering was cut short by a rather sudden presentation of the "norovirus". (There is of course a chance that this was a rotovirus--or round C virus--but that is less likely since rotovirus infestation of more of a pediatric problem, but cross over does exist.) Regardless, the "end result" is and was the same last night. Many thanks for the good Dr. for giving the afflicted member transportation to his home (and to his own private bucket!)
In the interest of the health of FGBC members, attention should be made to transmission and prevention issues. It is commonly known that the primary mode of transmission is the "F-O" route but here is also a definate airbourne and unkown element to be considered (see pages 4, 6 and 8). Most concerning for those in the nearest proximity to the afflicted, you know who you are.
There was a brief, but focussed, discussion of the annual spring ride. The week-end following this event is option number one. There are some potential conflicts with father's day and the Manitoba Marathon (several of us were planning run). Unless further discussion develops, June 16&17 may be assumed to be pencilled in. Let's here from folks on this.
penner
Tuesday, January 09, 2007
becoming-bicycle, or rhizome revisited
In a way the bicycle is a way of committing to the future regardless of whether that leads to ruin. Thinking as if you’re on a bicycle means you have to learn to improvise with the road itself, with the area of thought you’re traversing, while also being unable to forget your body.
Learning to think with cycle logic as opposed to the logic of the automobile. A bio-mechanical way of thinking that does not play into the modern thinking of the post-human. A way of thinking that presents the best of humanity, a humanity more in the earth that does not move but is traversed. A becoming-bicycle of philosophy is a political task of thought.
For the full discussion, click here.
ride or meeting, meeting or ride
RE: nordic cross #2
have your answers to me by Thursday night (Jan 11); hints go up Friday. and, for question #3 the key is in the first part of the question - don't be too literal with items in quotes.
Sunday, January 07, 2007
next nordic cross
When: Sunday, January 14th.
Time: 8:00 PM
Place: Omand Creek Park at the corner of Wolseley and Raglan. (Note: location may change if we get too much snow in the next week).
Theme: If you are not in the Lite you are out in the cold.
Format: Nordic cross race – that means laps, fun, and pain. Earn your spot on the start line and the time you start the race by answering the following questions and completing the following tasks:
1. Can you see the Lite in Winnipeg? Tell me what it is. The right answer earns you points towards your start and placement.
2. Earn start and placement points by bringing items for Winnipeg Harvest. Do you understand the Lite to earn extra points?
3. Popcorn and dark rooms - name three “physicians” that made appearances in the city this last year? These "doctors" presented ideas and answers to questions about issues you and others are concerned about. (I never said this would be easy). The right answer earns you points.
4. Earn start and placement points by “visiting” at least one of these “physicians.”
5. Have you eaten a meal within “a century?” Tell me what this means to earn points.
6. Earn start and placement points if you do #5 during this week – you will need to answer several skill-testing questions to earn these points.
One more thing, hints will come out on Friday - however you will earn more points if you answer the questions without the hints. So, email your answers to me before Friday is done.
That’s it. Have fun. Talk amongst yourselves.
Friday, January 05, 2007
Planning Ahead
I know this might be hard for some to think about, but the banter at my place of work is "the season" once again. "The season" is the 2007 spring/summer vacation schedule. I as well need to interject my "needs", so I am once again raising our annual spring ride to the forefront of the calendar. It may seem early but there are many member's schedules (which are all equally complicated) to be considered and I, if given time, can make changes to mine.
(For those who ask why so early, I requested Feb 4 in the second week of november and has anyone from the club signed up?)
Moab
Billy at Poison Spider bike shop told us to head to Slickrock first on account of a forecast that called for snow and freezing rain. But he knew it was in good condition right now. By the time we hit the trail, it was snowing. And yet apparently it takes more than a little snow to lose traction on the sandpaper-like terrain known as slickrock. It takes a little while to believe, but not that long. Traction from heaven. Short, steep climbs and descents with smooth, flowing and undulating bliss in between. By the time we were done, the sun was out and the jackets were off. And Jonny S had dislocated and reset his finger, landed on his ass, and been humbled by the mechanical tribulation known as changing a flat.

Day 2: Amasa Back - Ingolf on steroids. Unanimously voted the best overall ride of the trip. The same rocky, technical riding we've come to love from the spring ride, but with 3,569 ft of climbing. And of course, with climbing comes descending. And the geological features were alright too. Our guidebook has this to say about the ride: "Technically very difficult to extreme due to vertical exposure next to 3-foot ledges, loose rock, and deep cracks that can grab a tire. Physically very difficult due to the climb and short bursts of extreme effort necessary to negotiate technical challenges. Extremely rewarding for very experience riders with a good sense of direction." Yup, that pretty much describes us. Except maybe for the sense of direction part. I got lost for a bit and thought at one point I might end up spending the night on the trail. Brilliant.

Day 3: Poison Spider Mesa - In some ways, a synthesis of Slickrock and Amasa Back. Another ride from the bottom of the canyon to the top, but a little less interesting than Amasa Back. The payoff is the slickrock playground at the top. Think the bowl at the Forks skatepark spread out over several square miles. A couple of climbs that made battery rock look like a little curb hop.

Charlene hooked us up with a kick-ass condo just a few miles outside of town. A perfect place to sample the local product while watching episodes of The Office.

Plenty more pictures to come and a few short videos. Will be placed on the media page shortly.
OTT: Neil Young, Red Sun
Thursday, January 04, 2007
top ten: races
10) Icebike: No involvement in putting this together. But the FGBC participation was as high as ever, and the fan support was equally solid. Everything was going fine too, until Penner nearly lost an eye in the snowy slide from hell.
9) Louis Riel Race for Treason. Laps around the new, cheerier? cheesier? Louis Riel statue behind the Leg. Not the more interesting grotesque rendition that is now behind CUSB. Tag-team, kind of like a Madison, but on a snow covered ramp. In the dark. Seemed like a good idea until Unger snapped a brake cable and crashed head-first into the concrete retaining wall.
8) Bergen's Cutoff Race: The few who braved the cold weather were rewarded by a fine course, post-race scotch, as well as beverages and toques provided by our sponsor.
7) Altona race, cage-match derby/knockdown, and Duke - Carolina game. A fine race put on by our southern chapter. A combined event. Can't even remember the basketball game. That's how much fun the race was. Post-race feast and awards ceremony at the Sawatzky household. Jonny S(our grapes) blames a mathematical calculation failure for costing him the victory. We'll see in this year's edition on Mar. 4. At any rate, I believe it was Jonny S himself who pointed out that math is hard. So true.
6) King of the (Garbage) Hill race. Head-to-head, single elimination heats up the biggest hill for miles and miles.
5) Grudge-cross. Billed as a race to settle grudges, it may well have created a few new ones. Either way, it was a good time.
4) Omand’s Creek winter race. First race of the 2006 season. This one didn’t get a name, but it deserved one. There were actually two winter races at Omand's Creek. But the other one was in 2005. And besides, it doesn't really count on account of Elizabeth B screwing up the start. At any rate, this one featured a pre-race derby/knockdown on the ice at Vimy Ridge to warm things up. 17 racers in each event, and over 20 in total, plus a post-race fire and dog boil-up.
3) Curry is for Hurry. Finishing up the season in style. A combined event: buffet, cx, and snowball attacks. My stomach is still full from this one. It may well have been a bad idea. But at any rate it was memorable. And you've got to be memorable to appear on a top-ten list.
2) April Alleycat. A first for the FGBC, but no doubt the first of many. In and around Osborne, Saint Boniface, downtown, and ending in style at the coubhouse. Still working out the kinks on the time penalties and bonuses. Last was first, this time around. Prizes of wine and bread courtesy of velo-artisan bread.
1) Menno-cross. Soon to be famous, or so the poster says. Time will tell, I suppose. But it's off to a good start. Jonny S insisted this one was #1. You don't argue with Jonny S.
Plenty more racing to come in 2007. Hal is getting it all started on Jan. 14. Be there.
On deck: top 10 rides of 2006.
OTT: Hot Little Rocket, Are My Eyes too Red?
cycle of denial?
OTT: Dog Day, Use Your Powers
Wednesday, January 03, 2007
the year of the bike
bike and tree on top of bob trailer
snow fun
trails are so passe
result of using the "not so passe" trails
james shooting the gap. "i think we can make it through those two trees at the bottom."
next cross race
The National
Heads up: our honorary captain will make an appearance tonight on The National, or so says the Globe and Mail. Part of a larger story on doping in cycling. Everyone else is talking about it, so the CBC wants to give it a go too. If you've given up your tv for youtube, you'll have to wait a little while for it to appear on the interweb. But in the meantime, you can read another interview here.
OTT: Gillian Welch, My Morphine
Monday, January 01, 2007
Saturday, December 23, 2006
top ten: the 2006 fleet
It's been noted several times that 2006 was a banner year for bike acquisitions in the FGBC. It seems like every few weeks, somone was debuting a new set of wheels. The bike club that began as a post-hockey gathering is starting to look conspicuously like a bike club. It's all Unger's fault, really. He's the one who stepped up the the plate back in 2003 and bought a new bike for the inaugural spring ride. And he found himself a new bike on each of the next few spring rides. In fact, I believe 2006 was the first year he didn't get a new bike. So it was left to other members of the FGBC to pick up the slack.
10) Alberto's San Jose. Not actually purchased in 2006. He ordered it from One on One last year, while in Minneapolis for the state cx championships. But since it only showed up in 2006, we'll count it.
9) My XTC: This testifies to the persuasive powers of the poosher. I wasn't planning to get a new bike this year, but they say your friends often know your what you need more than you yourself do. This will be my race bike for 2007.
8) Jamsie D's Marin. Just in time for the spring ride. Welcome to the club, brother James.
7) Jonny S's Norco. 2006 marks the year that Jonny S expanded his impressive repetoire of cycling talents to include road riding. As for when he's going to swallow his stubborn pride and replace the Softride, the suspense continues.
6) LeAnn's Trek. Not technically an FGBC bike, since the long-standing issue of membership status for women remains unresolved. But LeAnn is a sister, and a more committed racer than James, so we'll claim it. Facing the end of her ultimate career, LeAnn has been forced to look for a new athletic outlet. So she picked up a used Trek 8000 and claims to be planning on racing it in 2007.
5) Laura's 9-2-5. Easily the coolest bike of the bunch, just as Laura is easily the coolest vocal coach in the world.
4) Vic's DeVinci. Another FGBC'er to hit the road. In fact, I believe I overheard Vic say several times that he preferred riding his Apex. If you see a blue blur streaking down Wellington Cr., chances are it's Vic.
3) Darryl's Instinct. The Univega has seen its last spring ride. One of old school rigid bike holdouts caves. Wheelie's are a bit more difficult for the wheelie king on full suspension, but he loves it nevertheless. Rumours of a 2007 race license have been detected.
2) Juan's NRS. The holdout among the holdouts. Long voted the most in need of a new bike, Juan Eppstein finally made the leap by picking up Dave L's NRS. This happened late in the year, so he only managed to get one ride in. But the preliminary report is positive. Can't wait to see what he can do next spring at Ingolf.
1) Penner's Fuel. This is the one that got it all started in 2006, demonstrating the leadership qualities that we have come to expect from our beloved President. He started racing and coaching the local Kids of Mud outfit too. And happily he hasn't trashed the bike yet. Word is he also picked up an old Colnago from his former road-racing brother. But I don't believe it has found its way onto the road yet.
Who will step up to the plate in 2007? Hal's talking about a new bike again, but that's as predictable as a Penner crash. Jonny N?
On deck: top ten races.
OTT: John Prine, It's a Big Goofy World
Thursday, December 21, 2006
ain't no Autumn Wind, part II
OTT: Uncle Tupelo, Grindstone
Floyd's Folks
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
xmas-x
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
ride tonight
second, meet at the same place and time - foot bridge at 9:20
gustatory carnage
Dave L. deserves some sort of special recognition. Storming out of the gates like he was all hopped up on Floyd juice, he downed two heaping plates before I finished my first. And he scared us all when he promptly got up to get a third--which would have gained him two more laps on the rest of us. But it seems like he peaked to early. The third plate could not be completed, and his race was pretty much doomed in the attempt. I bet there's probably something about that in the dharma somewhere.
I believe every one else finished at least two, cutting the race down from 10 laps to 8. Turns out Hal played a perfect Lance Armstrong-like bluff, making it look like he was about to die as he forced down the last few bites. But he promptly went out and schooled us all in the race. And by schooled I mean kicked out collective asses. Not even close. Paddy missed the meal, so was faced with the daunting prospect of a 12 lap race. I think it was lap 2 when he resorted to ambushes and snowball attacks. Not sure when the chain broke. Dr.mr. took 2nd place, and mr.dr. took 3rd to round out the podium.
What we were told would be 2km laps ended up being more like 3km. That combined with a gutload of rice, curry, and tandoori chicken made it feel like an awfully long race. I think the overall standings looked something like this, but then again I'm not entirely sure. Jonny B claims he was 2 laps down, but Jonny's G and N insist it was only 1.
Hal
dr.mr.
mr.dr.
Jonny G (-1 lap)
Jonny B (-1 laps)
Jonny N (-2 laps)
Dave L (-4 laps?)
Shona DNF?
Paddy DNF
With that, nordic-cross is officially on. Lots of winter racing on tap, and something for everyone too. If eating is not your thing, maybe it's charity-drives or haikus.
It all continues on Dec. 23 with Christmas cross, presented by Jonny B. Sadly I can't be there. But hopefully a few other FGBC'ers can make it. It would be a shame to have his emerging artistic talents go to naught. Blogger won't let me post his poster, so check it out at the Team Jonny website.
OTT: Andrew Vincent and the Pirates, Sleeping Bag
curry (suffer) cross and ride
too many tales to tell. team jonny has a good write-up, and i hoping mr. dr. will add his words to this item. will let some of the these photos tell the story. sorry about the quality of the pictures, forgot to adjust the camera to the proper setting (need laura and gary's expertise here).
quick summary of the rules: 1 completed plate from the buffet got you into the race and each subsequent plate took 2 laps off. plates had to be completed for a plate to count. race consisted of 10 laps on a 3km course at the forks.
the gracious people at the east india company let us bring our bikes inside - cyclist never have it so good.
host with bikes
dave and jon before the meal began - mood and confidence is high
dave with plate 1 or 2? we were all amazed at the speed and amount with which dave "started" the race
tom starting to feel the effects of the 2nd plate
this plate took about 45 minutes to complete
do I ride or do I hurl??? dave's strategy is backfiring on him
Saturday, December 16, 2006
tapering
Curry is for Hurry, the inaugural race of the 2006-07 nordic-cross season, is just over 48 hours away. Tapering has begun. Not from riding. That would imply that there was something to taper back from. Other than a 2 hour ride on Monday morning, it's been a slow week on the riding front. But food intake levels will be monitored, which will hopefully make it possible to survive a few laps of the buffet at my favourite Indian restaurant. The hardest part, I suspect, will be mustering up the energy required to leave the table.The LA Times ran an interesting two-part series on the doping wars last weekend, outlining the flaws in the testing protocols and the USADA's mercenary like approach. Could be the reason why our honorary captain has been feeling a bit blue lately.
Hal mentioned this at the clubhouse on Tuesday--scandal at the Opera. Hard to believe. Those guys always seem to have their emotions so firmly in control. At any rate, it seems the understudy is being lavished with all kinds of attention. The former headliner, however, claims it was low-blood sugar, not a wounded ego, that led to his stomping off the stage. That's why you've always got to keep a can of Red Bull on hand.
Kinda wish I was in Providence this weekend. Looks like a good time. But not as good as Monday promises to be. Hope to see the FGBC well represented, maybe even a delegate or two from Altona.
OTT: The Hold Steady, Multitude of Casualties
PERSPECTIVE
Despite the fact that often I am not present at the club house nor come out for races and riding as often as I would like to, I do infact ride when I can, love it it and it gives me a focus.
Phone call 810 A.M, too late for work, but it was work. Nursing supervisor asking for me.
Brian we need someone to "step up to the plate." Clearly the 'B' team is on deck.
She is 32 years old, her heart has essentially stopped functioning in any normal capacity, she is on life support......., there is a heart in OTTAWA. We need someone to go. Will you go. It will be a short turnaround.
Plans are changed, kids dissappointed...
I am somewhat nervous, mostly terrified---this is not my usual thing--. the opportunity to F up is huge! I am one memeber of a team of transport personel... it is not good enough to finish the race this time. first place everyone is the onely thing that counts.
perspective at christmas time
(president penner)
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
mmm, curry

Good times at the clubhouse last night. I counted 13 at one point. Even Luke made an appearance. And Penner too, showing some post-intervention commitment. We should be well ensconced in $1000+ territory by now.
OTT: Fred Eaglesmith, Alcohol and Pills
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
annals of science
Intensive bicycling may dull female genital sensation. Previous studies correlated cycling with dulled male genital sensation and erectile dysfunction. This study compared female runners to young women who "consistently rode an average of at least 10 miles per week." Findings: The "cyclists have a decrease in genital sensation. However, there were no negative effects on sexual function and quality of life." Authors' hypothesis: "While seated on a bicycle, the external genital nerve and artery are directly compressed," which "may lead to compromised blood flow and nerve injury." Why male but not female dysfunction? Scientific answer: "Female cyclists may benefit from anatomical differences that produce less compression." Sarcastic translation: You don't say. (Fine print: Compared to the runners, the cyclists were older, fatter, and "more diverse in their sexual orientation.") (For Human Nature's previous updates on female arousal, drugs, and electric shocks, click here, here, and here. For an update on impotence drugs, click here.)Genital sensation aside, note that a "cyclist" is defined as someone who rides 10 miles per week. Elsewhere in the article this same group is referred to as "competitive women cyclists." It appears that these scientists ought to get out of the lab a bit more.
Agenda for tonight's meeting: let's surpass the $1000 mark in "the book." The magic number is 17, I believe.
OTT: The Weakerthans, Left and Leaving
Monday, December 11, 2006
tuesday night pre-meeting ride
a light is a good idea. this would do, i have one and it is surprisingly bright (no need for the overkill which i had last week - just wanted to try out the new system. better still, call the boys at olympia and see what they have on the shelf.
the editor has spoken again
the editor has spoken

This one's for the Duke.
Sunday, December 10, 2006
intervention
No words have been uttered more frequently over the past 3-4 months, whether at our weekly gatherings or club rides, than the anguished refrain, "where's Penner?" And so after much soul searching and heart-felt discernment we, the devoted members of the Fort Garry Bike Club, felt that we were faced with no other option than to take the difficult and decidedly risky step of staging an intervention. We have to get Penner out for a ride. And with some pleading and carefully staged manipulation, not to mention the overwhelming support of the entire FGBC family, I'm happy to report that there is reason to believe that we might have been successful in our mission to rescue our weak but cherished friend. Last night, we managed to get Penner out for a ride.
It also gives me great pleasure to report that in spite of everything that has transpired recently, Penner apparently remains, well, Penner. Though he continues to bear traces of the extraordinary burdens he has been forced to shoulder, it appears that these have not been powerful enough to completely destroy the collection of habits and idiosyncrasies that make Penner Penner. His balance issues are clearly still there. And his uncanny knack for finding himself in trouble remains as doggedly persistent as ever. On this particular occasion, Penner's difficulties manifested themselves in what turned out to be a toothless cog. It began innocently enough, as it always does (some will recall an inocuous looking twig at Ingolf a few years back). Deep in the heart of the Ass. Forest, odd noises began to intrude into the placid winter night.

Initial investigations (pictured above) were not able to detect the severity of the problem. And thankfully we were able to ride on for a time. But before long, Penner's chain became increasingly recalcitrant and simply would not stay in place. Happily, however, by the time the old, but newly ss'd Peugot became completely inoperative, we were but a few steps away from the cozy confines known as the F&H. Jonny G and Jonny N were gracious enough to abort their ride and accompany Penner to the clubhouse, while the secretary and myself, good soldiers that we are, carried on to retreive the rescue vehicle. By the time we returned, karaoke night was not yet in its final throes, but we were nevertheless able to enjoy a pint of our official beverage, while undertaking a final session of debriefing with our dear brother. Though Penner is not yet out of the woods, we remain cautiously confident that a more serious crisis has been averted.
OTT: Dylan, Trying to Get to Heaven
Friday, December 08, 2006
karma police
Can't say for sure that it'll work, but it wouldn't be altogether bad to go for a ride tomorrow night. Say 9:30/10:00-ish. Let me know if you're in.
OTT: The Cure, Hot Hot Hot!!!
friday fun file - again
training? training? i don't need no stinking training...seems like properties of red wine are linked to improved endurance. i am on the program as of right now.
further to dr. h's history piece.
annals of history
"Think about a cyclist in wartime. He can't use the main roads; he has to ride or walk across unmade roads and worm his way through the undergrowth and clamber across ditches. Think of that and you'll get the principle of the cross cyclo-pédèstre."
OTT: Nirvana, Breed
Thursday, December 07, 2006
aint no Autumn Wind
Where can we get some of these?
OTT: Bowie, Young Americans
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
#23,279 with a bullet
just a quick update on the tuesday night ride. beautiful evening. paddy, jonny g, and myself enjoyed a fine ride. cycled through assiniboine park and scouted some fine race courses, contemplated the toboggan slide and thought better of it (paddy suggested a hill climb up the slide some night with a studded tire on the back - we agreed an ambulance in waiting would be a good idea). off to the forest then back to the park.
picture of the foot bridgewe headed off to bruce park to see if creek was navigable (not yet) and then to the f-n-h. had one spill while i was trying to take a picture while riding through bruce park; too much front locked the wheel and down i went. the camera skidded across the snow and seemed to be alright and i snapped this pic of jon and paddy (you can see them through the fog).

like the idea of mr. dr's race. either 12 or 24 hour, as long as its 12 or 24 hours + 1 lap.
24 Hours of Ass.
OTT: The Pixies, Monkey Gone to Heaven
$922.10
OTT: Gillian Welch, Throw Me a Rope
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
Amazon.ca Sales Rank: #8,197 in Books
OTT: Carolyn Mark, In a Valley
tuesday night
re: profile picture.
mac computers come with a built in camera and program called photobooth. lets you do weird pictures.
Monday, December 04, 2006
tuesday night meetings
1) meet for a ride at assiniboine park on tuesday nights @ 9:30. can be road or trail, usually the assiniboine forest is fun because of the amount of walkers
2) be at the f-n-h for 10:30 - no need to wait for the hockey guys (nothing against the hockey guys) for us to start (hockey guys get there too late anyways).
who's in?
ciao
Sunday night cruise
First legitimate winter ride of the season, for me at least. Hopefully the first of many. Future rides will be posted here.
Forgot to mention one other event that is sure to be a highlight of the upcoming race season. Dave L is planning a haiku-cross. 5-7-5.
Any other brilliant initiatives should be forwarded to the race director.
OTT: Lesbians on Ectasy, Bring on Noise
Sunday, December 03, 2006
nordic-cross
Saturdays are evidently karaoke night at the F & H. Don't even bother. Planning for the winter race series went down at Dave L's place instead.
Full nordic-cross details coming soon from the editor. But the kickoff is Dec. 17. Looks like an all-you-can-eat race, a smorgasbord of suffering. Other highlights: Food drive alleycat in early Jan; March Madness race, cage match, and Duke vs. Carolina in Altona on March 4; and much, much more.
Paddy also has something in the works. Better start getting ready now. This one's going to be big.
Ride tonight. My place, 9:30 pm. Winter's here. Bring it on.
OTT: Band of Horses, The Funeral
Saturday, December 02, 2006
weekend schedule
Sunday: night ride - meet at my place, 9:30 pm. The more the merrier.
OTT: Sex Pistols, Search and Destroy
letter from Rwanda

In case you missed it in the latest Dirt Rag, Tom Ritchey is on a mission. He's one of the driving forces behind Project Rwanda, an attempt to contribute to the reconciliation, forgiveness, and hope already taking place in the little country that used to represent the embodiment of genocidal trauma. See their short video, Wheels of Mercy. Their strategy involves a variety of efforts: bringing better bikes and tools to the people of Rwanda, promoting Rwanda as a place to ride, and perhaps most importantly seeking to heal the wounds of Rwanda's recent history through difference-overcoming events such as the Wooden Bike Classic bike race and the development of a national cycling team.

In their own words, Project Rwanda’s vision is to “further the economic development of Rwanda through initiatives based on the bicycle as a tool and symbol of hope. Our goal is use the bike to help boost the Rwandan economy as well as re-brand Rwanda as a beautiful and safe place to do business and visit freely.”
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
gratuitous reflection dept.
OTT: Joanna Newsom, Monkey & Bear“The dead depend on the living to preserve their authority, heed their concerns, and keep them going in their afterlives. In return, they help us to know ourselves, give form to our lives, organize our social relations, and restrain our destructive impulses. They provide us with the counsel needed to maintain the institutional order, of which they remain the authors, and prevent it from degenerating into a bestial barbarism. The dead are our guardians. We give them a future so that they may give us a past. We help them live on so that they may help us go forward.” (Robert Pogue Harrison, The Dominion of the Dead, 158)
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
what, me worry?

The autumn wind that is making its way through town today is apparently blowing down to Moab too. This courtesy of the live webcam link Charlene passed on. Though not an officially sanctioned FGBC event, some of us are heading there over the holidays to scout it out for a future spring ride. At least we should be used to riding in snow by then.
OTT: Miles Davis, Bye Bye Blackbird
Autumn Wind reminder
Saturday, November 25, 2006
cx in the nyt

First fixed gears, now cx. Seems another bandwagon is open for boarding. When you show up in the New York Times, you're no longer a forsaken little dirty girl, but captured firmly within the gaze of the mainstream. This is not all bad. The more the merrier.
“Every race, you want to vomit, you want to quit, your bike’s not working, and then you come up a run-up and everyone’s cheering and you get pepped up. As soon as you’re done, you can’t wait for the next race. It’s kind of like a cruel drug — addictive.”And it's beautiful too, in a perverse sort of way. When does nordic-cross begin?
OTT: Townes, To Live's to Fly
Friday, November 24, 2006
Floyd and the dude
If that's not the best movie ever, it's very, very close. But I reserve judgment until I've seen the Autumn Wind.As an aside, before Floyd and I sit down to write his book, I definitely need to watch The Big Lebowski a few times. Landis, who has a particularly keen sense of humor, can riff on that movie like no one's business. (from Martin Dugard)
OTT: Sam Roberts, The Gate
sanctoral cycle
friday fun file
hmmm, do you think she would win a fgbc wheelie contest
shamelessly stolen form fearless gearless
Thursday, November 23, 2006
movie night - bond at silvercity
sadly, i will not be able to make it. have fun.
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
The Autumn Wind - blowing near you
Two showings coming up:
1. At the next Altona Scotch Society meeting in Altona, Saturday, November 25, at the president of said society's home, 8:00pm. (Special arrangements have been made for any FGBC'ers who want to show up.) The film's creator will be there... might even sign a few autographs... maybe not... you know how film people can be.
2. Jonny G's the following Tuesday, November 28. Don't arrive sooner than 10:30pm, movie showing at 11:00ish with the arrival of the hockey crew. Bring your own libation. It should go without saying, but, just in case, I'll say it anyway: No meeting at the clubhouse!
You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll whither under the force of the mighty (springish) Autumn Wind.
minutes from last night's meeting
i arrived at 9:45, thinking that the olympia boys would be there having discussed their attending after sunday's grude cross. 10:10 the olympia boys (paddy, tomek, and dave l) walk in, saying they were waiting for me at the shop (hmmmm, seems like i said i would show up at the shop didn't i...). neuf, jonny g, dave,juan, the president, darryl, vic, mr. b, and james eventually all show up as do several pitchers of fg dark. it is shortly after this that things became murky and the conversation became multi-layered, much like being in an altman film. things i do recall: rehashing the grude; dumping on dr h, or as he was also alled that night "mr. dr."; something about the church of cross (this may have started the whole dump on dr. h thing), team cross, ethical and non-ethical cross, and other cross stuff; movie night this thursday - meet at olympia and go to see the late showing of the latest bond flick at silver city; and a bunch of other stuff that i can not remember. before you know it its 12:45 and were on our bikes going over the bridge with tom doing skids blocking the sidewalk and dave l and i trying to avoid crashing into him. i've said this before, i'm too old for this for this shit - yet, strangely attracted to it.
ciao.
Monday, November 20, 2006
grudge cross roundup
the following pcitures are courtesy of neuf.
pre-race discussion and strategy planning
jonny g descending (charlene and erin at the top of the hill cheering)
tomek through the woods
up the bank
dave makes it to the top
paddy about to cross the creek (i saw him make it at least once)
jon and dave post racedaniel, paddy and marc finished top three. leanne benson won the thirteen minute premmie(sp?) and jonny g won the cash - beers on jonny!
Thursday, November 16, 2006
Flying Scotsman
Off to DC until Tuesday. Hope Grudge Cross is a hoot.
OTT: The High Dials, The Holy Ground
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
letter from New York
"The Autumn Wind"
A clip from the promotional material:
Whether you experienced the weekend for yourself or are simply a curious onlooker, The Autumn Wind will speak to you like no other FGBC film has before!!Let it be on the agenda for this evening.
grudge cross

Also, FGBC intelligence has been intercepting chatter about a possible race along the Ass. river from the Forks to Beaudry park and back. Stay tuned.
OTT: Ridley Bent, Pastures of Heaven
Monday, November 13, 2006
psychoanalyze this!
The great discovery of psychoanalysis was that of the production of desire, of the production of the unconscious. But when Oedipus entered the picture, this discovery was soon buried beneath a new brand of idealism: a classical theatre was substituted for the unconsious as a factory.
Schizoanalysis tends to make the neurotic break his moorings and, as far as I'm concerned, get him reconnected beyond the perverse familiar, sometimes with a brutality you can't imagine . . . . Schizoanalysis must be violent, brutal: defamiliarising, de-oedipalising, decastrating: undoing theatre, dream, and fantasy.
Sunday, November 12, 2006
hurl and hal

OTT: Sloan, Who Loves Life More?
alberto's account of crossing minnyapples
friday started early, very early, as chris and i both wanted to hit the twin cities with enough time to visit a few of its best bike shops and hangouts. by 7:00 we were at the border, and because of the non-threatening nature of a theology/ethics professor and medical rehabilitation librarian we were quickly on our way. 1:00 found us in the heart of minneapolis at matt's bar for a jucy lucy, fries and pitcher of grain belt. satiated, we quickly made our way to the crc coffee bar for a cup of joe and a quick hello with hurl, international legend of the singlespeed world (seems like one of our own, ian hall, has bit of a rep as hurl inquired if we knew ian). jittery on hurl's fine joe (please check out this site - a very cool company that delivers their product via bike around the twin cities), we headed off to one on one bicycle studio to see if i could resist the temptations of walking out with out having purchased a new bike as i was unable to resist this temptation last year; it was a close call because this one caught my eye immediately. after a few words with gene, the shop owner, chris and i made off with our purchases (a http://www.surlybikes.com/parts.html for chris, and a larger more functional courier bag and sock for me)it was off to the next bike shop, the hub, a worker owned and operated bike shop. having seen enough bike shops we hit the rei to kill some more time until my friends mark and nancy came home, friends of mine who were kind enough to put us up for the night.
saturday arrived cold and clear (we were lucky because a storm passed south of the us, dumping up to 30 cm of snow in some areas), and we started the day with a hearty and foolish breakfast at the sunnyside up cafe where i had huevos rancheros and chris started his day with biscuts and gravy - in hindsight, not the wisest of decisions. from there it was off to the race. once we got to the race site we quickly registered (chris had to talk his way into the b race as they were only going to let him race c because he did not have a license), met up with cam, got our bikes put together, and scouted the course. it was a little bit of a different set up this year with a double switch back at the bottom of the long hill climb, instead of barriers. this was followed by another 180 at the top of the hill, a quick turn to the right which led into a 40km descent (one of two). the rest of the course was pretty much the same with stairs from hell, and the run through the creek bed (where dallas turned his ankle last year).
the start of the b race saw 87 riders on the line - after some quick instructions the whistle blew and we were off. the course starts on a single lane dirt road which they divide in half 100 meters from the start. because of the number of riders you need to pay attention if you start in the middle of the pack like the three of us did. cam jumped at an opportunity and was off with the lead pack, i saw one for myself and settled into the middle, but chris got stuck in the back, having to brake because of congestion. it quickly became apperent to me that my choice for breakfast was not a wise one, as i started to feel like i might be seeing my breakfast before me again. after two slowish laps this sensation settled, only to be followed by the felling that i might soon be riding with brown shorts - not good. 3 more laps of agony finally saw these demons leave me and i settled into my race, picking off a rider here and there. the worst part of the race however, was with one lap to go when i was lapped by the leader 30m before the start/finish. this meant that i finished the race one lap down - something i was hoping to avoid. cam had a great race finishing 13th overall, chris finished 40th after recovering from his poor start and i finished in 49th overall (8th in the B2 category for 45+ which i was happy with considering the start of the race).
the a race completely rocked with two riders, bjorn ??? and another dude rocketing to the front right off the start. the two riders held on to each others wheel for 55 minutes, with barely a 1/2 meter seperating the two the entire time. other riders were quciker over the barriers and faster up the hill, but none were as consistent and as strong overall as these two. the race began with 3 laps to go; for some reason the un-identified rider decided to run up the hill and bjorn pulled a little bit of lead on him as he rode up the hill. sensing that he might lose the race at this point the second rider busted a lung to catch up with bjorn, which he did by flats at the bottom of the hill. the riders disappered to the other side of the hill, when they came out again, they were still wheel on wheel. as they came to the climb bjorn attacked again and the other rider stayed on his wheel, this time riding instead of running. they flew up the hill and quickly descended down the side. we watch them hit the flats and suddenly bjorn was up on his pedals mounting another attack. well we felt the explosion from the top of the hill as the other rider blew up dropping a meter a second as bjorn rode away. on the final climb bjorn was by himself and climbed to victory - a very impressive ride and race. when the second rider came up you could tell he was pissed - really pissed, because second was not an option. what a cool race.
following a quick shower at cam's hotel room, chris and i headed out for dinner at the modern cafe. after dinner we headed to the windup party at the one on one bicycle studio. this looked like it would have been fun if we could have stayed longer - gene said we could crash upstairs if we decided to stay and have too much fun - but chris and i both felt it would be nice to get home; six and a half hours later we were pulling into winnipeg (record time for myself).
everyone should mark this on your calendar - it is great race and great time
Saturday, November 11, 2006
mn cx champs
Thursday, November 09, 2006

Look out Johnny S. The gig is up. Your reign as knockdown champ is coming to an end now that I've picked up the sweetest knockdown bike ever. Can't wait for the rematch at the Vimy Ridge ice rink.
Hal and I are off to Minneapolis bright and early tomorrow for the state cx championships. One last dance with the dirty girl (unless we can settle on a date for grudge cross). I fully expect to get slapped around, beaten down, and generally humbled. But I find myself taken with her all the same. Can't get her off my mind. But it sounds like Hal, Ian, and Tom are cooking up a plan for ever more dalliances with the dirty girl in the future.
OTT: David Bowie, Suffragette City. Classic.
Wednesday, November 08, 2006
letter from New York
thought of the day
Computers, in so far as they impose the reign of information, are the enemies of truth and democracy. Our gaze at their screens is the consitution through watching and receiving of inherently violent transactions which in the end, when we step through their looking-glass, always invlove real physical violence.
On line, therefore, we are clubbing each other to death, but invisibly, very gradually and at a huge remove. When this process does appear, then we finally see what we collectively do, but assume that it has nothing to do with us, individually. But just as breathing is the most massive combustion, so this slowed-down and distributed violence is actually increased violence, like a torture that is all the more torture through being long drawn-out. (John Milbank, Being Reconciled: Ontology and Pardon, 37)
Yes, I am aware of the apparent paradox of putting this quote on a blog.
I suspect that in a roundabout way this might have something very much to do with Jonny B's comment about "more blogging than biking," though what, exactly, the connection might be I'm not sure.












