Friday, November 21, 2008

Living Barriers

At the start line, two names are drawn randomly from a slightly sweaty velo artisan bread cap. The two people whose names are drawn gain a free pass and are excused from the 60 minutes of suffering that is to commence shortly. Instead they get to lie on the grass and act as living barriers. Wood is so yesterday. Mere words for now, perhaps. Action will follow. Or not.

2 comments:

luke enns said...

do the living barriers get 1st and 2nd? if so, who gets 1st and who gets 2nd? i think the guy who is in the worst shape at the end of the race should get 1st place.

The Dark Lord said...

Perhaps 1st and 2nd from the previous race should have the honor of serving as living barriers.