May 5, 2008 - Tolstoi, Manitoba - A new concept in cycling was launched today which revolutionizes cycling as it is currently known. The team/club concept is called, “Powered by Perogie - Presented by Olympia” which brings together all cyclists who love to eat perogies, and who may, occasionally ride a bike, and may race from time to time.
The team’s director, Janusz Jariblinski was quoted as saying, “This is a natural fit for everyone who loves those little dumplings….and also ride bikes.” Perogies are messengers of peace, something the world needs right now. He adds, ‘who can resist a nice steaming plate of porgies made by someone’s baba?”. “If only the world would eat more perogies and ride more bikes, would we be able to deal with the environment, and all other things, in a peaceful happy way.”
The club is currently taking applications from anyone willing to put up with the ‘rigorous’ selection process, which includes showing a ‘perogie passport’ as well as a willingess to ride a bike, at least once a year.
The club's motto is, "we aim to eat the most perogies, and finish in last place, or better."
Pricing is on a cost-recovery basis with gear being provided by Champ Sys. A deposit for a jersey (or other items) is required by May 15, 2008 9:00 p.m.
For more info, email brianATlingocommunicationDOTcom
2 comments:
do the jeserys some is XXXL?
Apparently they do: http://www.champ-sys.com/index.asp?initpage=Price%20list
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