Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Boonen Pulls a Zabel

We were just talking about this. And now it happens again, right in front of Zabel himself, no less. I think the pictures speak for themselves:

Full report, photos, and results at CN and VN.

The day's big winner in the FGBC Pool was Uli Kunkel Powered by Karl Hungus (Adam). With both Cavendish and Zabel they pick up 600 points and stand on the top step of the podium. They're flanked by Team OYNG and a surprisingly competent You're Out of Your Element, Jonny, with 550 and 525 points respectively.

The Top 30:

1 Mark Cavendish (GBr) Team High Road - 4.59.15 (41.503 km/h)
2 Tom Boonen (Bel) Quick Step - all s.t.
3 Robbie McEwen (Aus) Silence - Lotto
4 Erik Zabel (Ger) Team Milram
5 Stefan Van Dijk (Ned) Mitsubishi-Jartazi
6 Fabien Bacquet (Fra) Skil-Shimano
7 Gregory Henderson (NZl) Team High Road
8 Wouter Weylandt (Bel) Quick Step
9 Daniel Musiol (Ger) Team Volksbank
10 Borut Bozic (Slo) Cycle Collstrop
11 Mattia Gavazzi (Ita) Preti Mangimi
12 Kristof Goddaert (Bel) Topsport Vlaanderen
13 Roy Sentjens (Bel) Silence - Lotto
14 Bjorn Thurau (Ger) Team Volksbank
15 Matthé Pronk (Ned) Cycle Collstrop
16 Graeme Brown (Aus) Rabobank
17 Sebastian Siedler (Ger) Skil-Shimano
18 Raynold Smith (RSA) Cycle Collstrop
19 Sjef De Wilde (Bel) Willems Veranda's Continental Team
20 Eduard Bogaert (Bel) Profel Prorace Continental Team
21 Jurgen Van Loocke (Bel) Willems Veranda's Continental Team
22 Christopher Froome (Ken) Barloworld
23 Kenny De Haes (Bel) Topsport Vlaanderen
24 Geraint Thomas (GBr) Barloworld
25 René Weissinger (Ger) Team Volksbank
26 Christoph Sokoll (Aut) Team Volksbank
27 Niko Eeckhout (Bel) Topsport Vlaanderen
28 Jarno Van Mingeroet (Bel) Mitsubishi-Jartazi
29 Harald Starzengruber (Aut) Elk Haus - Simplon
30 Maxime Vantomme (Bel) Mitsubishi-Jartazi

Today's Results:

Uli Kunkel powered by Karl Hungus (Adam) - 600
Obviously You're Not a Golfer (Charlene) - 550
You're Out of Your Element, Jonny (Jonny G) - 525
Is This Your Homework, Larry? (Arlene) - 360
A Roadie for Metallica (Bill) - 355
Shut the F*ck Up Jonny (Jonny B) - 350
White Russians (Victor) - 305
Little Lebowski Urban Achievers (Ian) - 280
Bunny Lebowski's Toe (Dallas) - 280
These Men Are Cowards (Paddy) - 250
Nice Marmot (Hal) - 250
That Good Sasparilla (Rachel) - 20
Vee Vant Ze Money (Andy) - 10
Shomer F*cking Shabbas (Donna) - 10
New Shit (Matt) - 5
Creedence Tapes (Chris) - 5
That Rug Really Tied the Room Together (Tomek) - 0
F*ck Sympathy (David S) - 0

Overall Standings:

Creedence Tapes (Chris) - 5400
Vee Vant Ze Money (Andy) - 5235
Is This Your Homework, Larry? (Arlene) - 4155
Little Lebowski Urban Achievers (Ian) - 3685
New Shit (Matt) - 3005
A Roadie for Metallica (Bill) - 2440
These Men Are Cowards (Paddy) - 2380
Obviously You're Not a Golfer (Charlene) - 2145
Uli Kunkel powered by Karl Hungus (Adam) - 2130
White Russians (Victor) - 2060
Nice Marmot (Hal) - 1930
You're Out of Your Element, Jonny (Jonny G) - 1720
That Rug Really Tied the Room Together (Tomek) - 1490
Bunny Lebowski's Toe (Dallas) - 1480
F*ck Sympathy (David S) - 1305
That Good Sasparilla (Rachel) - 1235
Shomer F*cking Shabbas (Donna) - 1080
Shut the F*ck Up Jonny (Jonny B) - 815

Full breakdowns here.

OTT: Shearwater, Whipping Boy


team jonny said...

what's the deal jonny g? you used to be cool when you were hanging out here at the bottom of the pool. a couple of good races and now look at mr big shot in the hunt.


g said...

WTF. I am not happy with my results either. I should be hitting a slump soon.

lets hope.

0 chance of wearing a team Jonny jersey at this point.