Tuesday, June 03, 2008

FGBC Giro Pool Wrap-Up

Sorry for the lack of updates over the weekend. No internet connections at West Hawk Lake campground--yet. Thanks to Matt and Brad for bringing Giro updates out to the Spring Ride.

Listen Up Maggots holds on for the overall title with 4264 points. Congratulations Arlene. Very impressive. A Predator Posing as a House Pet gave a valiant effort, but settles for second with 3812 points. Nice try Andy. But you've been dethroned. For now. Thanks to better overall GC results, Grande Latte Enema leaps up and over Gasoline and Frozen Orange Juice to grab the final podium spot with 3456 points.

In case anyone's interested, here's a breakdown of how things played out over the last three stages.

The good news is we get to do it all again in a month for the Tour de France.

Stage 19:

Grande Latte Enema (James) 215
Gasoline and Frozen Orange Juice (Paddy) 185
Listen Up Maggots (Arlene) 180
OALETTSRFEDTZ (Colin) 165
I am Jack's Smirking Revenge (Brad) 165
A Predator Posing as a House Pet (Andy) 160
B Times C Equals X (Hal) 150
Controlled Destruction (Ian) 135
The Most Beautiful Day of Raymond K. Hessel's Life (Charlene) 125
His Name Was Robert Paulson (Bill) 125
Stomach Full of Xanax (Laura) 100
Chloe's Libido (Johnny M) 85
Grade School Girlfriend (Adam) 85
Tonight We Make Soap (Rachel) 80
I'll Take the Parasites (Chris) 65
A House Full of Condiments and No Food … How Embarrasing (Darryl) 55
Near Life Experience (LeAnn) 35
Remaining Men Together (David S) 25
You Are Not a Beautiful or Unique Snowflake (Dallas) 25
First You Have to Give Up (Craig) 15
Project Mayhem (Donna) 0
Skinny Guys Fight 'Til They're Burger (Jonny B) 0
You Met Me at a Very Strange Time in My Life (Jonny G) 0
Ikea Nesting Instinct (Tomek) 0
I'd Fight Gandhi (Matt) 0
Chemical Burn (Cam) 0


Listen Up Maggots (Arlene) 2969
A Predator Posing as a House Pet (Andy) 2622
Gasoline and Frozen Orange Juice (Paddy) 2356
Grande Latte Enema (James) 2271
Ikea Nesting Instinct (Tomek) 2033
I'd Fight Gandhi (Matt) 2008
Tonight We Make Soap (Rachel) 1969
Controlled Destruction (Ian) 1880
Stomach Full of Xanax (Laura) 1744
OALETTSRFEDTZ (Colin) 1655
I'll Take the Parasites (Chris) 1614
The Most Beautiful Day of Raymond K. Hessel's Life (Charlene) 1544
I am Jack's Smirking Revenge (Brad) 1528
Grade School Girlfriend (Adam) 1514
Skinny Guys Fight 'Til They're Burger (Jonny B) 1505
You Are Not a Beautiful or Unique Snowflake (Dallas) 1502
Chloe's Libido (Johnny M) 1430
His Name Was Robert Paulson (Bill) 1381
B Times C Equals X (Hal) 1366
Remaining Men Together (David S) 1127
You Met Me at a Very Strange Time in My Life (Jonny G) 956
Near Life Experience (LeAnn) 940
Project Mayhem (Donna) 929
A House Full of Condiments and No Food … How Embarrasing (Darryl) 887
First You Have to Give Up (Craig) 780
Chemical Burn (Cam) 523

Stage 20:

Controlled Destruction (Ian) 345
A Predator Posing as a House Pet (Andy) 340
Stomach Full of Xanax (Laura) 230
Grande Latte Enema (James) 220
Gasoline and Frozen Orange Juice (Paddy) 205
Listen Up Maggots (Arlene) 155
The Most Beautiful Day of Raymond K. Hessel's Life (Charlene) 155
I'll Take the Parasites (Chris) 145
Ikea Nesting Instinct (Tomek) 125
Tonight We Make Soap (Rachel) 90
I'd Fight Gandhi (Matt) 90
You Met Me at a Very Strange Time in My Life (Jonny G) 85
Remaining Men Together (David S) 75
Grade School Girlfriend (Adam) 65
Near Life Experience (LeAnn) 60
OALETTSRFEDTZ (Colin) 50
B Times C Equals X (Hal) 50
His Name Was Robert Paulson (Bill) 50
Chloe's Libido (Johnny M) 50
A House Full of Condiments and No Food … How Embarrasing (Darryl) 50
I am Jack's Smirking Revenge (Brad) 30
Skinny Guys Fight 'Til They're Burger (Jonny B) 20
Chemical Burn (Cam) 20
You Are Not a Beautiful or Unique Snowflake (Dallas) 0
First You Have to Give Up (Craig) 0
Project Mayhem (Donna) 0


Listen Up Maggots (Arlene) 3124
A Predator Posing as a House Pet (Andy) 2962
Gasoline and Frozen Orange Juice (Paddy) 2561
Grande Latte Enema (James) 2491
Controlled Destruction (Ian) 2225
Ikea Nesting Instinct (Tomek) 2158
I'd Fight Gandhi (Matt) 2098
Tonight We Make Soap (Rachel) 2059
Stomach Full of Xanax (Laura) 1949
I'll Take the Parasites (Chris) 1759
OALETTSRFEDTZ (Colin) 1705
The Most Beautiful Day of Raymond K. Hessel's Life (Charlene) 1699
Grade School Girlfriend (Adam) 1579
I am Jack's Smirking Revenge (Brad) 1558
Skinny Guys Fight 'Til They're Burger (Jonny B) 1525
You Are Not a Beautiful or Unique Snowflake (Dallas) 1502
Chloe's Libido (Johnny M) 1480
His Name Was Robert Paulson (Bill) 1431
B Times C Equals X (Hal) 1416
Remaining Men Together (David S) 1202
You Met Me at a Very Strange Time in My Life (Jonny G) 1041
Near Life Experience (LeAnn) 1000
A House Full of Condiments and No Food … How Embarrasing (Darryl) 937
Project Mayhem (Donna) 929
First You Have to Give Up (Craig) 780
Chemical Burn (Cam) 543


Stage 21:

Remaining Men Together (David S) 200
First You Have to Give Up (Craig) 185
A House Full of Condiments and No Food … How Embarrasing (Darryl) 170
Near Life Experience (LeAnn) 155
Listen Up Maggots (Arlene) 150
The Most Beautiful Day of Raymond K. Hessel's Life (Charlene) 150
I'll Take the Parasites (Chris) 150
I am Jack's Smirking Revenge (Brad) 150
You Are Not a Beautiful or Unique Snowflake (Dallas) 150
Project Mayhem (Donna) 140
Stomach Full of Xanax (Laura) 100
OALETTSRFEDTZ (Colin) 95
Chloe's Libido (Johnny M) 95
Skinny Guys Fight 'Til They're Burger (Jonny B) 90
Controlled Destruction (Ian) 85
Tonight We Make Soap (Rachel) 80
Chemical Burn (Cam) 60
You Met Me at a Very Strange Time in My Life (Jonny G) 55
A Predator Posing as a House Pet (Andy) 0
Grande Latte Enema (James) 0
Gasoline and Frozen Orange Juice (Paddy) 0
Ikea Nesting Instinct (Tomek) 0
I'd Fight Gandhi (Matt) 0
Grade School Girlfriend (Adam) 0
B Times C Equals X (Hal) 0
His Name Was Robert Paulson (Bill) 0


Listen Up Maggots (Arlene) 3274
A Predator Posing as a House Pet (Andy) 2969
Gasoline and Frozen Orange Juice (Paddy) 2561
Grande Latte Enema (James) 2491
Controlled Destruction (Ian) 2310
Ikea Nesting Instinct (Tomek) 2158
Tonight We Make Soap (Rachel) 2139
I'd Fight Gandhi (Matt) 2098
Stomach Full of Xanax (Laura) 1999
I'll Take the Parasites (Chris) 1909
The Most Beautiful Day of Raymond K. Hessel's Life (Charlene) 1849
OALETTSRFEDTZ (Colin) 1800
I am Jack's Smirking Revenge (Brad) 1708
You Are Not a Beautiful or Unique Snowflake (Dallas) 1652
Skinny Guys Fight 'Til They're Burger (Jonny B) 1615
Grade School Girlfriend (Adam) 1579
Chloe's Libido (Johnny M) 1575
His Name Was Robert Paulson (Bill) 1431
B Times C Equals X (Hal) 1416
Remaining Men Together (David S) 1402
Near Life Experience (LeAnn) 1155
A House Full of Condiments and No Food … How Embarrasing (Darryl) 1107
You Met Me at a Very Strange Time in My Life (Jonny G) 1096
Project Mayhem (Donna) 1069
First You Have to Give Up (Craig) 965
Chemical Burn (Cam) 603


Final Bonus Points:

Listen Up Maggots (Arlene) 990
Grande Latte Enema (James) 965
Controlled Destruction (Ian) 930
A Predator Posing as a House Pet (Andy) 850
Stomach Full of Xanax (Laura) 750
Gasoline and Frozen Orange Juice (Paddy) 625
Tonight We Make Soap (Rachel) 515
The Most Beautiful Day of Raymond K. Hessel's Life (Charlene) 400
Grade School Girlfriend (Adam) 400
OALETTSRFEDTZ (Colin) 325
A House Full of Condiments and No Food … How Embarrasing (Darryl) 300
Chloe's Libido (Johnny M) 295
Ikea Nesting Instinct (Tomek) 265
I am Jack's Smirking Revenge (Brad) 225
I'd Fight Gandhi (Matt) 225
B Times C Equals X (Hal) 225
His Name Was Robert Paulson (Bill) 225
I'll Take the Parasites (Chris) 175
Near Life Experience (LeAnn) 150
Skinny Guys Fight 'Til They're Burger (Jonny B) 120
First You Have to Give Up (Craig) 105
You Are Not a Beautiful or Unique Snowflake (Dallas) 90
Chemical Burn (Cam) 90
You Met Me at a Very Strange Time in My Life (Jonny G) 60
Remaining Men Together (David S) 0
Project Mayhem (Donna) 0


Final Overall Standings:

Listen Up Maggots (Arlene) 4264
A Predator Posing as a House Pet (Andy) 3812
Grande Latte Enema (James) 3456
Controlled Destruction (Ian) 3240
Gasoline and Frozen Orange Juice (Paddy) 3186
Stomach Full of Xanax (Laura) 2774
Tonight We Make Soap (Rachel) 2654
Ikea Nesting Instinct (Tomek) 2423
I'd Fight Gandhi (Matt) 2323
The Most Beautiful Day of Raymond K. Hessel's Life (Charlene) 2249
OALETTSRFEDTZ (Colin) 2125
I'll Take the Parasites (Chris) 2084
Grade School Girlfriend (Adam) 1979
I am Jack's Smirking Revenge (Brad) 1933
Chloe's Libido (Johnny M) 1870
You Are Not a Beautiful or Unique Snowflake (Dallas) 1742
Skinny Guys Fight 'Til They're Burger (Jonny B) 1735
His Name Was Robert Paulson (Bill) 1656
B Times C Equals X (Hal) 1641
A House Full of Condiments and No Food … How Embarrasing (Darryl) 1407
Remaining Men Together (David S) 1402
Near Life Experience (LeAnn) 1305
You Met Me at a Very Strange Time in My Life (Jonny G) 1156
First You Have to Give Up (Craig) 1070
Project Mayhem (Donna) 1069
Chemical Burn (Cam) 693

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