Are you kidding me?

Landa-who? Alright. I was willing to concede the first week. But this is preposterous. Matt, there are some other boys and girls who would like to play too. Just a little bit. Tomorrow the tide will turn. It will. Really. Does anyone happen to have Tonya Harding's phone number? 3 Cat 1 climbs in under 100 km tomorrow.

Stage 7 results:

1) Matt - 127
2) Rachel - 48
3) Chris - 38
4) Vic - 24
5) Johnny S - 22
6) Hal - 12
7) Jonny B - 12
8) Jonny G - 8
9) David L - 8
10) David S - 5
11) Cheryl - 0
12) Charlene - 0

General Classification after stage 7:

1) Matt - 1318
2) Hal - 726
3) Jonny G - 617
4) Vic - 597
5) Cheryl - 586
6) Chris - 510
7) David L - 346
8) Rachel - 331
9) Charlene - 314
10) Johnny S - 66
11) David S - 56
12) Jonny B - 54

Because Matt's making it difficult for the rest of us to have any fun, we'll have to start looking elsewere. For starters, let the honorary captain's former roommate, Dave Z, entertain you for a bit.

OTT: The Dexateens, Nadine