Wednesday, June 14, 2006

lifted from the 117 blog

the way it should play out. the following text is from the 117 blog (blog site for one on one, the best bike shop in minneapolis). i highlighted my favourite line in the post.

Jun 10, 2006 - 1:06 pm
Well, you know bad things are going to happen when someone goes into Dan's apartment and helps themselves to a bike. I pity the sucker that is seen riding it. Dark blue/blackish Redline Mono-cog, silver labeling/pinstriping, Avid disc brakes, black Viscious cycles rigid fork, Kenda small-block tires. If seen, don't call anybody, just derby that bastard to the ground and bring the bike to the shop. Don't worry, if it's Dan he'll forgive you. If it's not, they deserve it. Dan says he will pay for any damage to your own bike, car, bus, whatever, due to the impact with said persons. If you're the culprit and you happen to read this I suggest either bringing it back today or staying far far away for the rest of your life. bh

Jun 12, 2006 - 10:46 am
It's baaaaccckkk. Props to our man Sam, hanging out at the Muddy Waters at the right time last night to see a couple of guys roll by on bikes, one of which was Dan's Redline. Chased them down, slapped a lock on the bike and got it back less than 48 hours fom the theft. Kick ass. bh

2 comments:

The Dark Lord said...

Unfortunately, things did not work out this way when Johnny G and I confronted a little punk on a nice Rocky after ultimate on Monday. I'm sure the whole scene looked a bit funny, given that we were both chasing him down with Chariots and kids in tow.

g said...

Not to mention that we were both still in uniform and looked like creepy bus drivers. It really does get harder to look cool the older you get. We need more NC hats on backwards and low pants on our team. Or possibly Doc H and I should pimp out the chariots with some chrome and blue lights on the dropped frame.

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