Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Mark Cavendish Can Go Real Fast

Matt always loves to load up his teams with a gaggle of strong sprinters. This time around he has Cavendish, McEwen, and Dean. They came through today to get him the stage win. Tom K, however, doesn't have much in the way of fast twich riders. So he drops down in the overall standings, ceding first place to Jonny B's Powered By Veggies squad. I believe this is a first. Nicely done, Jonny.

First uphill finish tomorrow. Will they start attacking Evans already? We shall see.

Stage 5 Results

English on the Ball (Matt) 270
Team Runner Up (Mike) 220
Zed's Dead, Baby (Chris) 195
Powered by Veggies (Jonny B) 175
Nothing Stops a Party Barge (Donna) 150
You Like Samurai Swords, I Like Baseball (Arlene) 150
Annie Proffitt's Kids (Rachel) 125
Team Toulouse (Vic) 120
Bacon Wrapped Hot Dogs (Jonny M) 100
You Suckers Don't Have a Chance Against the King (Andy) 100
Sturmy-Archer All-Stars (Kevin) 80
Los Lobos Soundcheck Disaster (Bill) 65
Arms Akimbo (Brad) 65
Turn up the good, turn down the suck! 55
Mylie Sigurdur's Wheels of Fury (Dallas) 50
Farm Team (Tinker James) 25
Frequent Flyers (Tom K) 10
The A Team (Adam) 0
Fuck It, Let's Go Bowling (Colin) 0
Dolphin Ankle Tatoos (Ian) 0
Don't Stop to Smell the Flowers (LeAnn) 0
Poison Ivy Weedwackers (Hal) 0
Viva Italia (David S) 0


Overall Standings:

Powered by Veggies (Jonny B) 765
Team Runner Up (Mike) 720
Zed's Dead, Baby (Chris) 695
Los Lobos Soundcheck Disaster (Bill) 660
Bacon Wrapped Hot Dogs (Johnny M) 660
Frequent Flyers (Tom K) 650
Mylie Sigurdur's Wheels of Fury (Dallas) 640
English on the Ball (Matt) 620
Team Toulouse (Vic) 585
Nothing Stops a Party Barge (Donna) 575
Farm Team (Tinker James) 490
You Like Samurai Swords, I Like Baseball (Arlene) 385
You Suckers Don't Have a Chance Against the King (Andy) 380
Arms Akimbo (Brad) 375
Annie Proffitt's Kids (Rachel) 325
Sturmy-Archer All-Stars (Kevin) 295
The A Team (Adam) 280
Fuck It, Let's Go Bowling (Colin) 255
Dolphin Ankle Tatoos (Ian) 165
Turn up the good, turn down the suck! 165
Don't Stop to Smell the Flowers (LeAnn) 110
Poison Ivy Weedwackers (Hal) 75
Viva Italia (David S) 75

OTT: MGMT, Electric Feel

2 comments:

mhandsco said...

Consider me an upstart continental team, basking in my moment in the sun.

team jonny said...

consider me the champion team already. the rest of you losers can fight for second.

oooooh ya. thems is fightin words.