Word on the street is that Jonny N is in town. The last time he was here, he opened up a can of Whup Ass, guzzled it, and crushed the can on his forehead. Then he let out a big belch, making sure to blow some of it in each of our faces. Best victory salute ever. It was a couple of years ago--July 8, 2008, to be exact. In more common parlance, that day is referred to as Burger Cat. Jonny N no doubt remembers it fondly. The rest of us, not so much.
July 8, 2008 was also the first day KK rode with us. He is one of the many who remembers that day as a gastronomic catastrophe. I don't know if he ever finished that pint of FGD. If he did, it took him longer than it did for Jonny N to down four rather hefty burgers. Notice Jonny N looking at him. Is that pity or contempt?
We are glad you stayed with us KK. Others, under much less trying circumstances, have called it quits after just one TNR. More importantly, however, we are glad that you ditched the yellow wristband. We do not like yellow. It clashes with the sweetest jersey in the world.
As for tonight, we will ride around some. It will be awesome. There may be some burger consumption. But only one or two. Anyone up for a pre-ride Crit?
9:30 pm at my place.
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Ah, good times. Fortunately, the good times have gotten better since my debut. That was a rough night.
And I did finish that pint. Just before closing.
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