looks like Dark Lord Senior pushing his love child who is trying to resist the draws of the Dark Side, however, he's having a really good time and his favorite drink is "fort garry dark!" and "this bike feels a lot like an X-wing" but, alas, the story concludes with the demise of the dark side and Dark Lord Senior dies in the arms of his offspring, unsuccessfully turning him from the good side of the force. This doesn't sound good for Dark Lord Senior
Dark Lord Sr. is pushing an excited Dark Lord JR. to his demise which will consist of a solid endo over a log marked with the FGBC's brand of destruction. Following the crash, the Dark Lord Jr. will be relegated to life with a prosthetic neck... and a life, unfortunately, without racing. He will also experience an overwhelming hatred for the Dark Lord Sr, so much that, after many yeras of stewing, he will end the reign of the Dark Lord at the 13th annual Dark Cross race with a stick to the front spokes of his bike, a mere ten yards from the finish line. Having now lost the race, and specifically, the most important race in the Dark Lord's 13 annum calendar, The Dark Lord will bring all his bicycles under the sledge hammer, thus ending the FGBC forever.
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looks like young skywalker has prosthetics in this picture.
Looks like The Dark Lord junior chasing a kid who stole his bike.
looks like Dark Lord Senior pushing his love child who is trying to resist the draws of the Dark Side, however, he's having a really good time and his favorite drink is "fort garry dark!" and "this bike feels a lot like an X-wing" but, alas, the story concludes with the demise of the dark side and Dark Lord Senior dies in the arms of his offspring, unsuccessfully turning him from the good side of the force. This doesn't sound good for Dark Lord Senior
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Dark Lord Sr. is pushing an excited Dark Lord JR. to his demise which will consist of a solid endo over a log marked with the FGBC's brand of destruction. Following the crash, the Dark Lord Jr. will be relegated to life with a prosthetic neck... and a life, unfortunately, without racing. He will also experience an overwhelming hatred for the Dark Lord Sr, so much that, after many yeras of stewing, he will end the reign of the Dark Lord at the 13th annual Dark Cross race with a stick to the front spokes of his bike, a mere ten yards from the finish line. Having now lost the race, and specifically, the most important race in the Dark Lord's 13 annum calendar, The Dark Lord will bring all his bicycles under the sledge hammer, thus ending the FGBC forever.
You guys are wierd.
Weird nerds.
Weird Nerds with time on your hands...
mike g
Lucky wicked awsome weird nerds with time on their hands.
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